I dare you.

I dare you to load up the url for my story on this thing here and read it.
I ficking dare you!

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[epicdonus1123 BOT]

[Biker_Dash]

Yeah... strange URL I don't recognize...

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[Xenotype]

I would, but Gizoogle won't let me read the damn thing//dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Twilight_Sparkle.png //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Applejack.png //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Sweetie_Belle.png

[Aziraphael]

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Yeah, every time I try it says I'm not logged in and can't read mature shit. But what it did to some of the comments was hilarious .

[Roarin Thunder]

Why won't it let me read it?

[AribanDeTyral]

Bleh, probably doesn't keep track of your log ins or something. Still, I thought it would be funny as hell. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Twilight_Sparkle_lolface.png

[Xenotype]

578470 copy and paste the first chapter into gizoogles "textilizer" do it nao!

[AribanDeTyral]

Cause some people are having trouble with it, enjoy this excerpt from the story, now 20% more gangsta! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Twilight_Sparkle_lolface.png

"Twilight, tha curse is gone. Yo Ass aint gonna loose control anymo'. Put yo muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel this, muthafucka! Yo Ass aint gonna go up n' hurt other ponies again." Luna sighed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch had ta git tha unicorn ta calm down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "Twilight, I be sorry yo, but therez not a god damn thang I can do ta remove that... Growth."

"G-Growth?" Twilight could feel one of her eyes twitching. "Luna, I gotz a PENIS, muthafucka! I be not supposed ta gotz a pizzle!"

"I know, nahmeean?.. I wish there was some shiznit I could do. But there just aint. Da curse was oldschool magic. Juiceful. It cant be undone doggystyle." Biatch took a deep breath. This wasn't goin ta be easy as fuck fo' Twilight ta accept. "Twilight, it chizzled yo ass up in ways dat cant be undone wit magic anymo'. Put yo muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel this, muthafucka! Like it and not, that... Penis.. Itz a part of yo ass now, nahmeean, biatch? Just like a stallionz is part of his dirty ass. Itz yours. It belongs ta you, Twilight. Yo Ass don't belong ta dat shit. Understand?"

Luna watched Twilight fo' a moment. Da unicorn seemed frozen, her eyes starin off tha fuck into space as her mind kept tryin ta process this.

'I... I be not a mare again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I be still a stallion... That... That means I might still want thangs a stallion wants... I might still do thangs a stallion do... I might... I might want them... I might NEED them... Oh, Celestia, I cant handle this... I don't wanna need them, do I, biatch? I don't wanna be a stallion... Do I?... I can feel it, muthafucka! Oh please, Luna, I can feel it down there, muthafucka! Please... Please, lock mah crazy ass up... Please... Don't... Don't let mah crazy ass do it again... Don't let mah crazy ass want them...'

"Understand?" Luna prodded Twilight gently wit a hoof dis time, snappin tha unicorn up of her panicked mind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch swallowed hard, her eyes finally focusin on tha bizzatch as her ass nodded.

"Dope..." Luna sighed wit relief. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Slowly her ass sat back again, a lil' small-ass smile comin ta her lips "Twilight, stallions have dealt wit they urges fo' thousandz of muthafuckin years fo' realz. And yo ass should know as well as any pony what tha fuck can happen if yo ass let em urges control you, and try ta ignore em too long. Itz just some shiznit yo ass will have ta learn about, n' learn ta deal with."

[Tast]

Sweet mother of god... I'm gonna have fun with this.

Dope.