Bridge · 7:49pm Aug 23rd, 2021
“I just found a place where they make the best eclairs.”
“Ooh, really? Where is it?”
“Not too far from here! We just need to cross that bridge over there!”
“A… bridge? Um… which bridge?”
“That large one a couple feet away from us. I know there’s quite a few bridges in Ponyville, but—”
“Er… you know what? You go on ahead. I’ll… catch up. Perhaps I’ll leap over the entire river or something. Heheh…”
“Um… okay.”
Bride-induced trauma?
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“Eheheh… crap…”
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How about a boat?
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“Eh, too complicated. The river can’t be that wide.”
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Sure, but how deep is it?
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“Dunno, why?”
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You might fall in
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“Who says zombies can’t swim? I’ve seen them survive in water before. Back when, um… you know.”
Oof
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“I believe much stronger words are needed…”
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fucked?
turned around?
I dunno?
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Er... okay, if you say so