Oh hey, I did a thing! · 12:53am Aug 4th, 2021
So!
Today was my first day in ... awhile when I didn't have Stuff Planned(tm). Which, y'know, is certainly a change from where I was last year.
Still! I guess I was ... semi-productive, in that I finally sat down and put together a new entry of the Flash Sentry Papers. I've got a fairly solid idea of how the story will play out, though at the moment I'm not sure how long it'll turn out to be, or even what kind of schedule (if any) we're looking at for chapter postings. But at least I can say I've written some pony story in the year of 2021, right?
And heck, maybe the FiMFiction masses will get so bored and starved for content that even a Flash Sentry story will wind up in the mysterious featured box? Or, y'know, it'll probably just get bumped in favor of a story with a title like Anon and Trixie do a Weird Sex Thing.
But that's fine! As, y'see, I've got it all figured out. If a story of mine gets Featured'd, woo! And if not, well, that just means I'm an artist, talented and unappreciated by the masses, but gifted with a small but enthusiastic audience who may be small in number but happen to have impeccable taste.
So, uh. Go read the new story, is what I'm saying. I've got some fun and cheesy gags in mind, so hopefully you'll enjoy it!
New Sentry!
Do you know how many Trixie x Anon stories I have cared to read (sexual or otherwise)? 0
Do you know how many of your Flash Sentry stories I have saved to my offline Calibre library archive that Significant Other set up? All of them
Looking forward to this new story!
Clearly, you are BEST AT FLASH SENTRYHERO OF EQUESTRIA!
Welp... as of Oh Dark Hundred EST 5/8/21 (Aus EST that is), the latest instalment of The Flash Sentry Papers has made the Featured Box!
Congrats on getting Flash Sentry back into positive territory. You are up there along with Admiral Biscuit's latest story.
Oh Tumbleweed!
I'd cry.
But a new Flash Sentry Papers is a most joyous occasion for me.
(discreetly clicks the minimize button on his word processor window)