Short Hand: Party of One

Dash drags Shepherd to Pinkie Pie's house, and points at her.

Dash: "See?! SEE?!"

Shepherd: sighs "All right. I've got this."

Pinkie: "YOU! YOU'RE LYING! You're lying, just like the rest of my so called friends!"

Shepherd: sighs "Pinkie, we saved the world together. We all love you. You know this. I know this."

Pinkie: "YOU'RE A LIAR!"

Shepherd: grabs her into a hug and begins scratching behind her ears

Pinkie: "You-You don't-You don't-AHN! Ohhh! Uwahhh! St-Stop it!"

Shepherd: "Nope."

Pinkie: "Stooooppp...!"

Shepherd: "Nope."

Pinkie: "Nnngh... Stop doing that! I'm feeling better!"

Shepherd: "Yup, that's the idea."

Pinkie: "I want to be upset and isolated and alone!"

Shepherd: "You wouldn't let me be upset, isolated and alone. Ever. So it's only fair to return the favor."

Pinkie: "You jerk!"

Shepherd: "Yup, that's me."

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

Ah, karma. Send enforced extroversion out into the world and get it back threefold.

[Jake The Army Guy]

[Anar Isil]

Pinkie: "Stop being nice to me, you jerk!"
Shepherd: "No."
Twilight: "Keep going, you two. A bit more dialogue, and the success of my novel is assured!!!"

[BradtheBrony]

Pinkie reminding me of this Stormy Gail comic strip:

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[Even Evil Has Standards]

I have no words.

[Rokas]

A.k.a. Pinkie Pie gets a taste of her own medicine.

[TRUSTeT34M]

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But, you just used some

[Even Evil Has Standards]

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Words I can't use to describe this.