Hello, I'm not dead (Not for lack of trying)

Hi, yes, hello. It's been a good long while since I came around here. First off, I'm still alive. Not sure if I'm sad or happy about that, but here I am. Those of you who placed your bets on my death, put the money back in the pool.

Second, I've been a right lazy ba$%*&# when it comes to working on that little story like I said I was. From a combination of laziness, forgetfulness, just not caring about anything for a while, a episode of mild(?) depression, rage, and misanthropy, and just being plain dumb, I haven't actually touched the thing since that last blog post, maybe even longer. Sorry about that. Still, I've started work on it again, and lucky you, you get a sneak peek! I'll put it at the end of all this.

Third, carpal tunnel sucks. That's all I have to say about that.

Well, time for that preview:

While Jack was scurrying back to his hiding place, and while some poor elderly stallion who liked early morning jogs was coming across Jack's first victim of the night, a short mare in a lab coat was looking over some papers with growing levels of excitement and concern. Her name was Andromeda, and she had just found something that could potentially change the world.

Well, that's all ladies and germs. Thank you and goodnight.