Commission info and random-ass bullshit · 11:09pm Jul 10th, 2021
Ok, so, since I've never really made any sort of public acknowledgement about comms, lemme put a bit of the info here
I work a 40+ hr a week job, so commissions are just a lucrative hobby for me - that said, here are the details (as of 07/21)
$20 per 1k words
Max of 5-6k words per commission (you can comm individual chapters of a larger story, but I won't do them all at once)
Once a deal has been struck, I have 1 month to finish the commission
Minor edits are free. Major edits/revisions cost extra
I charge mid-way through the comm (you get a WIP, like what you see, pay, then I finish it)
I don't write: rape, gore, guro, snuff, scat, diapers, hard vore, most vore, brap (farts), or a few other niche things I can't think of right now
I maintain the right to publish any commissions I write, but I don't typically name the commissioner on projects.
Before anyone asks, no, I'm not open right now. I got hit with a massive wave of comms ~2 weeks ago, and I'm still working through them. If any of y'all want something, DM me in a month or so.
Well then, with that out of the way, lemme get to the interesting part. More often than not, I have clients send the money to people who actually need it. I'm lucky enough to have a career that pays my bills and keeps food on the table. Unfortunately, I know a lot of folks who aren't as lucky as me - folks who genuinely need the money more than I do.
For context, I grew up dirt poor - in that, I was raised in a single-wide trailer with my brother, mom, dad, and 2 dogs. My family struggled for money all through my childhood and teenage years. It sucked, there's no doubt about that, but I'm actually thankful that I went through it. Why?
1) It taught me how to be resourceful, frugal, and financially responsible.
2) I learned to appreciate the little things in life.
3) Money ain't everything.
A lot of folks use the word "need" incorrectly. You don't need a new iphone. You don't need a pair of name brand shoes. You don't need a new game, jewelry, or whatever frivolous shit you're thinking about. I pray none of you ever have to go through the shit I've been through, but need should only revolve around a select handful of things - namely shelter, food, and water. I know I've mentioned shit like "appreciate what you have" but I actually mean it. As someone who's had days wondering if he's going to be able to have a meal, just trust me on this one.
Anyhow, I hope y'all have a good evening, have fun, and stay safe.
Peace!
P.S.
No, I'm by no means rich. I make well under $50k a year, live by myself, and don't have any help with financial shit. I'm just pretty savvy with money, have a couple of profitable hobbies, and coupon like a mother fucker.
I was aware of gore, but there’s hard vore? I thought there was only normal vore. Is it a bore? I clearly need to study the lore some more and get to the core of all this.
5552902
Hare vore = digestion, death, melting, stomach acid, or any of the other typically fatal nuances of being eaten by something/someone
TLDR
Any sort of shit that ends in suffering
Keep up the good work!
From one other rags to "riches" person to another.
Well as long as you can live a comfortable life and have all your necessities and basic needs met and all health care, but glad you're taken care of
Ah! I see you too are a follower of the ways of old. An art that has been fading over time.
5554225
Coupons and clearance stuff, shit yeah
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Hare vore is vore involving creatures from or based on the Lepus genus. The hard/soft distinction refers to how the meal gets into the stomach, not what happens once it's there. Google backs me up.
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The Honey browser extension is online couponing for the internet age
and the lazy peeps.i agree
and I was in the same boat as you up until about 5 years ago