Okay. Somebody left the front gate open, and Baked Bean has gotten out and wandered off again.
If you happen to spot him, do not approach, do not get him wet, do not expose to direct sunlight, and whatever you do, don't feed him after midnight. (It makes him gassy.)
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Happy 4th of July to the USA from Australia
"Still haven't found a job yet, eh?"
*two more tears*
"No."
Batteries not included. Some restrictions may apply. Offer not valid in Guam. Please consult a doctor if your erection lasts more than four hours.
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