the buggo and the doggo · 6:18pm Jun 30th, 2021
“Ahhhhhh! Melody save me!” Ramirez screamed as she hid under her wing.
“um...save you from what?” Melody asked.
“from that thing!” she said as she pointed to the creature that chased her: a dog with a blue-collar, more specifically a chihuahua (the same size as her)
“awwww!” Melody then approached the dog and started petting it.
“d-dont pet that thing! that creature chased me around the house!”
“it was just playing with you or something, probably thought you are a dog too,” she said as she looked at the collar and found the dog tag: ‘Max’ “huh, so that's his name. well then, Max! sit!”
Max did what he was told and sat down, licking his lips and wagging his tail “heh, just like you when you lick your booper and wag your tail”
“hmph, I’m not like a dog...”
“but you are the same size as one! small!”
Ramirez looks at Melody with an offended look “I am not small” Ramirez then walked up to Max and sat beside him, lo and behold they are the exact same height, and by that it means they are both equally small.
“heheheh”
“ugh...”
lol, buggo the same size as a chihuahua
[AS]
Smol
5545426
“No!”
Heh
5545436
*mutters* “I’m not like a dog...”
5545430
Yes
Smol
5545446
5545445
“first you guys put me in a taco costume now you are calling me small!”
5545447
*angry bug noises*
5545437
*Pat*
5545456
*glares at him* “No I’m not! you ain't got proof!”
5545458
*smirks* “hey Melody, remember when I told you I was gonna have my revenge on you?”
5545449
You are
Also
I be doggo
5545463
*sighs* “I am not small...”
5545461
Eek!
5545467
*starts tickling her* “revenge!”
*Shivers* "Haha yeah..Dogs...."
5545469
“dont you dare call me small...”
5545468
Ack! Ahhhh!
5545472
*continues tickling her*
5545471
"I don't think youre small..That dog is just..I don't like it...How did it get inside of the house?..wretched little thing..""
5545474
“I know right? look at him!”
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5545473
Eeeee! Ramiiiirezzzzz!
5545466
Are
5545481
“No!”
5545479
“This is what you get!” *keeps on tickling her*
5545485
Ahhhhhh!
5545487
“Punishment!”
5545476
*Backs up* "Haha-..Y..Yeah.." *Nervous* "Get..Get rid off it.." *She took a deep breath*
5545496
Eeee!
5545498
“are...are you scared of him?”
5545500
“say the magic word if you want me to stop!”
5545502
"Pffffttt- Sc-Scared? Who would be scared of..Of tha-that..Thing!" *Looks around* "N-Not like..Something happened-" *feels scar*
5545508
*turns into a dog*
5545505
Pleaseeeee!
5545520
*stops tickling her* “you have felt the wrath of the almighty buggo!”
5545521
Okay
5545514
*Flinches* "𝙆𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙄𝙏 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙀!"
5545524
“just wait until next time!”
5545526
*brushes against her*
5545529
[Aggressive sobbing and rambling] (D̶U̶D̶E̶ S̶H̶E̶ L̶E̶G̶I̶T̶ G̶O̶T̶ M̶A̶U̶L̶E̶D̶ B̶Y̶ A̶ D̶O̶G̶??)
5545536
*boops her*
5545528
Eep!
5545537
"HAHDBAHDHXBDDB- KILL IT- HSHAAA-"
5545551
*giggles*
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5546683
Ha! True!