Derpy fucks a cloud · 10:27pm Dec 3rd, 2012
I don't know what compels me to write this, but it's happening.
I'm also thinking of writing a story where one of the mane 6 is failing school and seduces the teacher for better grades. I'm torn between Dash, Twilight and Rarity. Who would be better to use?
Twilight seems like the type to do 'anything' for a good grade.
Dash or Rarity. Oh and that story you are writing. Isn't there one like that with Dash?
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Kinda, but the roles get switched.
570184 A cloud fucks derpy? Or was the Dash x cloud one a cloud fucks dash?
Why not Applejack? It would be funny to read her seducing a teacher, but failing at it, and then just raping him outright.
Twilight. Because watching her trying to seduce Celestia is fun to read.
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This guy knows where it's at.
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^This!
Fluttershy is always sexiest, tightest and most rape-able pony.
I say Twilight because she seems to be the one that doesn't what to fail at school. To me, RD wouldn't really give a crap.
take the Purple one --->
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That profile Avatar pic, reading what you just wrote, breaking the 4th wall and reacting to it...
Dash needs to seduce the teacher. Twilight is too innocent to fuck a teacher for grades, and Rarity wouldn't stoop that low. RD is focused mainly on her athletics, so the sooner she gets passing grades, the better.
Alternatively, you could always write one where the teacher rapes one of the ponies. Whatever floats your boat though.
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No pony is innocent when I write a story.
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That's entirely true, my bad.
dash because twilight wouldn't be failing, rarity would use her looks for favors but not sex, and I just think dash would do anything to get school out of the way so she can worry about more important things like racing and naps.
I can't see twilight failing. Rarity could try to seduce the teacher and get more than she bargained for, or Dash could do it just to get school out of the way I guess. Regardless, I'd prefer dash personally.
Twilight! And not just because she's sexiest pony either.
Honestly I feel there#s kind of an over saturation of Dash clopfics. Twilight or Rarity would be fine, but personally, I'd like to see Twilight. The one grade she failed, and would do anything to pass... Anything.
Well... RD seems like she would fail academics but flight school didn't have academics, Twilight studied a lot so it would make her a lot likely to do it for a better grade yet unlikely to have a bad grade in the first place, Rarity sounds like the perfect logical choice.