What is this nonsense?!

Alright, this is my OFFICIAL first post. Wow, that sounds cool. I kinda wish that I was cool enough to be able to use that more than I am. But I digress (and probably don't even make that much sense, but this is PONIES. We don't really need to make sense...right?). So, what prompted this? Well, apparently, someone's already following my story. I HAVEN'T EVEN PUBLISHED THE FIRST CHAPTER YET. (Well, now I have, but you know, it's the principle of the thing!) So, I was all, "WHAT THE :BUYSOMEAPPLES!: What witchcraft is this?!" Then, I realized that I should stop being such a silly little filly, and get to publishing. You know, so that person who's ALREADY WATCHING MY UNFINISHED STORY can have a nice little surprise waiting for them when they get back online. And, for any of you who actually take the time to read this, you guys are awesome. Unless you happen to be female, in which case, I apologize for immediately jumping to the male gender, and deem you "Double Awesome Female Reader". So, now that that's out of the way, GO READ MY STORY. I PROMISE IT'S COOL. (Well, I personally hope it is...)