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MrNumbers


Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

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  • 21 weeks
    Tradition

    This one's particular poignant. Singing this on January 1 is a twelve year tradition at this point.

    So fun facts
    1) Did you know you don't have to be epileptic to have seizures?
    2) and if you have a seizure lasting longer than five minutes you just straight out have a 20% chance of dying in the next thirty days, apparently

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    10 comments · 561 views
  • 26 weeks
    Two Martyrs Fall for Each Other

    Here’s where I talk about this new story, 40,000 words long and written in just over a week. This is in no way to say it’s rushed, quite the opposite; It wouldn’t have been possible if I wasn’t so excited to put it out. I would consider A Complete Lack of Jealousy from All Involved a prologue more than a prequel, and suggested but not necessary reading. 

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    2 comments · 639 views
  • 29 weeks
    Commissions Open: An Autobiography

    Commission rates $20USD per 1,000 words. Story ideas expected between 4K-20K preferable. Just as a heads up, I’m trying to put as much of my focus as I can into original work for publication, so I might close slots quickly or be selective with the ideas I take. Does not have to be pony, but obviously I’m going to be better or more interested in either original fiction or franchises I’m familiar

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    5 comments · 627 views
  • 31 weeks
    Blinded by Delight

    My brain diagnosis ended up way funnier than "We'll name it after you". It turned out to be "We know this is theoretically possible because there was a recorded case of it happening once in 2003". It turns out that if you have bipolar disorder and ADHD and PTSD and a traumatic brain injury, you get sick in a way that should only be possible for people who have no

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    19 comments · 807 views
  • 41 weeks
    EFNW

    I planned on making it this year but then ran into an unfortunate case of the kill-me-deads. In the moment I needed to make a call whether to cancel or not, and I knew I was dying from something but didn't know if it was going to be an easy treatment or not.

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Jun
5th
2021

Photography commissions · 12:00pm Jun 5th, 2021

Discord's started adding 5:2 backgrounds for people, so I thought, well, this is the exact kind of thing I've been doing photography for, isn't it? I ended up using this one for myself.

After the break: A sample of 20 of my favourites. Feel free to use any of them, if you like them! If you want something different to what's here, though, drop me a comment or a PM, and I'll see what I can do for you - whether that be a different exposure of an existing picture, a different crop, or taking something bespoke just for you.

While I'd love to just do these for fun, I have some serious medical bills coming up, so. Probably, like, $5 for personalized edits of stuff I already got and $20 for new photos if I can do 'em? Unless you're a Patron, in which case I'm extremely happy to throw something together for you.























These are all the same ratio, Discord just gets weird about which you do and don't need to crop, and I can't find much of a rhyme or a reason to it. Good luck, then.

If you do enjoy or end up using any of these, it's totally free, but I did just make a ko-fi, and would appreciate the tip.

Comments ( 7 )

The chess picture is bloody damn good! :pinkiegasp:

Good luck with the medical stuff.

This is the first I've heard about Discord adding background images. I'm having trouble finding more information about this - do you have a link where I can learn more?

Looking good!

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I've seen yours! I'm mostly just trying to put the hours in.

Wow I really like these. Shame that we're in a fandom for My Little Pony, I think otherwise these would look very fitting in a professional environment. I would certainly use these for LinkedIn headers.

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