Old Crushes (Skit) · 12:33am May 26th, 2021
"Hey, Thor, Phar?"
"Yeah Em?"
"Temp and I've been wondering..."
"Did you two have crushes before us?"
./////////. "N-No!"
"Pfft, as if..."
"...You two do realize just because we're not changelings doesn't mean we can't tell when you're lying to us, right?"
"I-It wasn't that big of a deal, really..."
"I don't know what you're talking about..."
"You're just making it harder for yourselves."
"Yeah, come on, we're not going to be mad."
"Unless you don't tell us anything at all."
"Okay, okay fine."
"Yes?"
"...Thorax had a crush on Tibius."
./////////. "Pharynx, whyyyyyy?!"
"Self preservation."
"Isn't Tibius that changeling that helps manage the Hive's activities?"
"T-That was coincidence! I didn't realize he was going to volunteer!"
*Snickering*
"Wait, so, you didn't care it was a guy, Pharynx? Even though you didn't know you were Bi?"
"...Ember, Fortuna was lesbian, I'd have to have been a pretty big hypocrite to insult my brother for it. Especially since I-uh... nothing."
"Heh, you used to have a crush on a guy too, didn't you Phar?"
"N-No!"
"He used to have a crush on Hivehunter!"
.//////. "THORAX!"
"Wait, Hive?!"
.///////. "Y-Yeah..."
"...Didn't he throw you into a wall?"
"Yeah, funny thing about that-Pharynx saw it as him asserting dominance."
.///////. "Thorax, shut upppp!"
"What? You did it to me!"
"U-Uh...t-that's not the same!"
"Pretty sure it is."
"S-Shut up Temp!"
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Heheh, well?
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Yes
Yes, this is canon
Ha! nothing better than getting a good ole laugh from this!
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Yay! ^u^
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Heh, thanks
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Plot twist.
nice
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no problem, it's amazing and great! (not to mention Fucking funny!)
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YES
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Thanks
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Heh
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Heh, it makes Bezzy’s interactions with both of them all the more amusing.
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Dude, yes
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Yep!
*gasp*
Someone must tell her—
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I didn't think of that-
So both she and Phar had crushes on him...
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we request more of this stuff!
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Uh....dibs not it telling her! I started this, I wanna see where it goes
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Sure
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Tell her what?
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yay! thou has made us happy!
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That her husbando used to like her crush
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Heh, no problem
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“...Huh. Who knew?”
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*Turns red* "S-She's lying!"
It’s too late late Pharynx!! Now everyone knows that you’re a Big Buff Bi Bug Boi!!
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Heh, I think he's well aware *points to Pharynx, who is now just a big pile of blushing changeling*
ok, help me out, I'm so confused about who's talking.
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Thorax
Pharynx
Tempest Shadow
Ember
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Thank you 😊
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No problem
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Heh, glad you enjoyed