(EqG) Transmuto Family Funniest Moments; Short 1: Bras · 8:46pm Apr 28th, 2021
"A-Are you sure this is a good idea Phar?" Thorax asked as they walked through the connecting bathroom that divided their and Apex's room with Ocellus'.
"Positive. I'm sure she has a diary, we just need to get to it." Pharynx pulled out a marker and glanced up at the sign situated on the door that led to Ocellus' room of the spy mansion.
No Boys Allowed
Pharynx chuckled and reached up, uncapping the marker with his teeth and making a small addition. He then stepped back and Thorax lifted up Apex so he could see as well.
No; Boys Allowed
"...Really?" Thorax asked with a raised brow, and Pharynx shrugged.
"Cool! Wo'd magi'!" Apex said, in awe. Pharynx grinned and promptly opened the door, stepping into the room.
"Spread out, it's got to be around here somewhere." Pharynx instructed, and the other two fanned out around the room.
Eventually, Thorax pulled open a drawer and blinked in confusion, pulling out what looked like a few bands of fabric. "What's this?"
"Ea'muffies!" Apex said, taking it and slipping it onto his head.
"Or...a headwrap?" Thorax asked, putting another over his own head.
"Don't be ridiculous, they're slingshots." Pharynx said, smirking and aiming one at the other two.
As the three boys messed with them, Ocellus walked into the room using the door that led out into the hallway. The four kids froze, and Ocellus stared at them.
"What are you doing in my room?!"
"U-Um...not playing with your headwraps..." Thorax said, and Ocellus blinked.
"...Those are my sports bras."
"Ew!" Pharynx yelped, dropping the one he was holding.
"It was on my face!" Thorax shrieked, yanking it off his head and pulling the one Apex had on off of him.
"What are you even doing in here?!" Ocellus demanded
"Lookin' fo' you' di'ry!" Apex replied cheerfully. The other two's eyes widened.
"Apex!" Pharynx groaned.
Ocellus' gaze hardened into a glare, and she cracked her knuckles threateningly, stepping forward.
~Ten Minutes Later~
"So, what have we learned?" Chrysalis asked snidely, tapping her foot as she stared at the three.
Pharynx and Thorax were piled on each other outside Ocellus' room, each one's hands and feet had been tied together by a bra. Apex was plopped on top of them, a bra twisted around his small body twice to pin his arms to his sides. Pharynx groaned, struggling to free himself.
"Don't sneak into Ocellus' room...?"
"Don't listen to Pharynx?"
"B'wa!"
Pharynx blinked, then screwed his eyes shut. "たわごと."
"Pharynx!"
Wait, how old are they in this?
Heh
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Well, Apex showed up as a newborn baby when they Phar was fifteen, and he's intelligent for his age so let's say he started talking when he was two
And let's also assume Chrysalis and Ocellus are private about their girl stuff, so the boys are kind of sheltered
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Heh...is it good...?
5508705
*Struggling* "A little help?"
5508708
Mhm
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^u^
5508708
They couldn’t tell it’s a bra?
heh, funny
5508717
Well, I mean, their education was geared more towards learning to be a spy
It was just supposed to be funny...
5508721
"H-Hey!"
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Thanks
5508725
Sorry, guess I’m just looking too deep into this...
5508727
Just a bit, it's fine
5508728
"Okay!" *squirms* "Is tha' why Celly go' mad?"
5508725
I cant stop laughing
5508731
Heh
5508736
*Giggles* "Heh...bu' tech'ni'ally we didn' snoop on someone we're 'lated to! Celly's no' ac'ually go' the same D'NA as us!"
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"Hey, he wanted to come!"
5508740
"Actually, Thorax let him."
"You said we were just looking for her diary to see if she wrote any more love notes to Smolder!"
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"He is!"
"No, he is!"
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"He walked out on us when I was seven, what's he gonna do?!"
(Mijo, they haven't reunited with Meta yet, Chrysalis is their instructor)
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Don't be, it wasn't very clear