Am I Lisa? Apparently, I'm tearing myself apart!

Well, noone's gonna read this anyway. :c

Oh well, I guess I can tear myself apart all I want and noone will have the ability to care because they'll look at my userpage, think "NOPE" and scramble to a popular person long before they realize this is here.

Okay, pros. Think hard, find something good.

-Writes moderately successful one-shots... in his eyes.
-Is good with grammar... somewhat...
-Reads and comments... is that a good thing? I guess, let's just say so...
-Feels that the feature box is broken... Screw it, I'm out of pros.

Alright, cons- AGH TOO MANY

-Is absolutely horrible with longfics, every single one turning into a trainwreck as soon as they're posted.
-Can only maintain a 50/50 like-dislike ratio.
-Still has zero watchers here, but 30 on dA. It must feel good to have some on both...
-Can't outline a story for crap. Probably why his longfics are so bad.
-Has a wavering, unsteady tone.
-Is obsessed with his character, and therefore unable to do canon-only works.
-Will regret saying the above in a few days.
-Can't follow through on collaborations. Never before, has there been "A story by X and OneofDawnmist." There's been tries, but none have worked in the end.
-Has a wavering schedule.
-Feels that his style is more serious, but fails at doing serious.
-Is terrible with description and getting it to flow naturally.
-Tries and fails to relate to the characters, every time.
-Is unable to evoke feels. Of any kind
-Has a REALLY wavering schedule-

Okay, okay, that's enough cons. This is his blog, after all.
Dolt, he's writing this in a moment of fleeting insanity that he should be using to write a fic.
...
You know it.