Plot Bunny Theater: Rainbow Dash, Shipping Master · 7:25pm Apr 8th, 2021
One Hearts and Hooves Day, Princess Twilight is feeling very down due to being single. Dash somehow gets Flash Sentry to visit from the Crystal Empire to considering becoming head of Twilight's guard, and they hit it off immediately. Rarity is impressed... And then mystified when she learns that even more couples in Ponyville have gotten together thanks to Rainbow Dash!
How can this be?! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Rarity looms over Dash's bed in the middle of the night
Rarity: "Tell me your secrets..."
Dash: "No."
Rarity: "Tell me!"
Dash gets an evil grin.
Dash: "Go give spike the night of his life and I'll consider it."
Rarity: "Ohhh... But he's still underaged... Isn't he?"
Dash: "Not my problem."
Rarity: "OOOOH!"
Later...
Rarity: "Oh look at all these Daring Do books! However will I get rid of them? I bet there's a Daring Do fan who would loooove to trade for all of themmm!"
Dash: "Already have them all... signed even"
Rarity: "URGH!"
The secret is that Rainbow Dash has figured out how to tap into her Element, Loyalty, and is able to see ponies and beings who would be loyal to one another. And Dash has found herself hooking up wonderful couples right and left. Rarity can't believe it and feels like all her social fu knowledge is worthless... Until she learns that Dash is just as terrible at finding her extra special somepony as she is.
Let the shipping being!
I find it hard to believe anything "Rainbow Dash" has any chance of succeeding.
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She has the best track record for defeating villains of anycreature in Equestria's military. Ignore the fact that none of it happened while she was on the clock and at least half of it was before her recruitment.