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Pharynx is best changeling. CHANGE MY MIND.

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Mar
26th
2021

Piper · 9:51pm Mar 26th, 2021

“Ugh! Stupid mice!” Pharynx groaned loudly, constantly swinging a broom at the many rodents that scurried around the throne room.

“Still haven’t caught them?”

“Not even a rat tail. I kept telling my brother not give Ocellus permission to complete that one project for ‘Professor Fluttershy’.”

“Well, I might have an idea.” Flutterwings took out a small recorder.

Pharynx furrowed his brow. “Seriously? Don’t tell me you believe those prissy pony tales—”

“Relax, just let me take a shot at this.” The nymph took a breath, before playing an awful, ear-piercing tune on the wooden instrument.

Pharynx cringed, and so did the mice; one by one, each critter gagged over the sound, before dropping on the floor like flies.

o.o’

“Well, you put them out of their misery, that’s for sure.”

Comments ( 12 )

You could sell that skill. Make money as a professional mouse killer. But at the same time, mouse traps could've worked.

Pfft. Well, that worked...in a way...

I wonder why Pharynx just didn't make it a training exercise for Apex, though, to catch a mouse and kill it

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“Wow. I had no idea I was that bad.”

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Well, at least it worked

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Okay, the soldiers then, it would get them out of Pharynx's metaphorical hair for a little while at least

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I mean, most changelings don't have manes...

I wish it was that easy to get rid of mice. I work at a food bank and we have to use two foot long, one foot wide glue traps with extra thick glue to catch not only the mice but the squirrel-sized rats we keep getting. I wonder if Terminex can be summoned by Pharynx via the mirror portal?

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