Sister

"Pharynnnx! Gimme the book!"

"I'm not done with it, Thowax, wait youwr tuwrn!"

"Boys, share the book please."

"Okay papa."

"Fine..."

"Good. I'll be with your dad in the kitchen if you need anything." *leaves room*

"Hey, lookit this Phary!"

.////. "Lookit what?"

"This picture! There's a bigger pony mare and a little filly!"

"So a mom and a filly?"

"The words say... sitters?"

"Gimme that!" *snatches book and reads* "It says sistewrs, Thowax. Not sittewrs."

"Oh. What are sis-ters?"

"How'm I sp'osed t'know?"

"Uh... well, you an' me are brothers so...is a sis-ter that...but a girl?"

"Guess so... I wondewr what that's like... can't be no wowrse than you."

"Hey!"

"You know I'm not w'ong! What do you think they'wre like?"

"Uh... well, dada says there's only one way to see for sure."

*They walk into the kitchen*

"Daddy! Papa!"

"Hey half-pint, you need something?"

"We were wonderin'-"

"We want a sistewr!"

*Chokes on his coffee, blushing*

*Blushing*

Comments

[MlpHero]

Pffffft

[Melody Song]

5478077
Heh, hm?

[Just Some Toast]

I have two. I am willing to sell.

[MlpHero]

5478078
I like this

[Melody Song]

5478080
"You can buy babies?"

*Blushing* "U-Uh, T-Thorax, Pharynx, let's have a little talk about siblings..."

"Does that mean we'wre getting one?"

[Melody Song]

5478081
Yay!

"...So whewre's ouwr sistewr?"

[MlpHero]

5478083
Ehhh, let me tell you a story.

[Melody Song]

5478088
"Okay! I like stories!"

"Wait, no-"

[MlpHero]

5478090
*Proceeds to ruin their innocence in only a few words*

[Melody Song]

5478094
"Cool."

*Shaken* "P-Papa!" *runs to him*

[MlpHero]

5478098
Hehehehe

5478100
Whoops

[Melody Song]

5478099
"Make me one too?"

5478100
*Whimpering and hiding in Meta's mane* "D-Dada!"

5478102
*Picks up Thorax and soothes him*

[MlpHero]

5478104
Heh, I love being an mean bastard

[Melody Song]

5478105
*Kisses Thorax's forehead* "It's okay my little love bug, it's okay."

*Grinning* "So can we still have a sistewr?"

[Melody Song]

5478108
*Begins crying*

*Blushing*

"So we awre getting a sistewr?"

[MlpHero]

5478109
I mean... there is Ky, who’s technically your step sister

[Melody Song]

5478112
*Sticks out tongue* "I wan' a diffewen' sistewr."

[MlpHero]

5478114
Okay then

[Melody Song]

5478113
*Blushing* "L-Let me calm your brother first."

"Hmph..."

5478117
"Yeah!"

[Melody Song]

5478120
*Blushing* "A-Are you sure?"

[Melody Song]

5478126
"I-I know, I mean...I can lay eggs so unless you want to be the one who's pregnant..."

[Melody Song]

5478128
*Blushes* "O-Okay."

[CitreneSkys]

Ocellus is right there

Unless she isn’t born yet

[Melody Song]

5478191
Ocellus is younger than the bros, so likely she's not born yet. But yes, Ocellus is exactly who I had in mind for the type of sister Pharynx wants. Maybe they baby bros will meet baby Celly in a future blog and Phar will "claim" her as his sister

[CitreneSkys]

5478197
I would totally want to see a story like that

[Melody Song]

5478297
Heh, way ahead of you, because if you read either Patrilineality: Making Up For Time Is Lost or Pride and Joy, it will happen-perhaps sooner than you think