Baking (Or Trying To) · 6:42pm Mar 17th, 2021
"Remind me again why I agreed to this?"
"Because you love Apex and Ocellus?"
"Yeah! Don' you love us Uncle Pharynx?"
"Okay, sure, but why does that have to equal me helping you make cookies?"
"Because it's fun!"
"Besides, you were the one complaining about there not being any cookies for your tea party-"
.//////////. "Y-Yeah, okay, okay, I'll help, just shut up!"
"You're having a tea party? Can Smoldie and I come?!"
"...Thanks a lot Thorax."
"Heheh...oops?"
"Uncle Pharynx, wha're you gonna do wi' tha' spoon? Don' we need i'?"
"You can use a different one. This one's going up Thorax's flank!"
"Ahh!" *runs*
"Get back here!" *chases*
"Should I go ge' Gran'pa Mety?"
"Nah, Thorax'll be fine. Now, come on Apex, now that the children are gone, you can lick the mixing bowl!"
"Yay!"
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*Tackles Thorax to the ground*
"Ahhhh! P-Phar, no!"
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Oh my God, I gotta go get Dagger!
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*Shrieking*
*Grinning manically*
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"I-I don't think this is what Pharynx is going to use the spoon for!"
*Chuckles evilly and rams it in*
*Shrieks loud enough to break glass*
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Yeesh—
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*Giggling* "Did I do good?"
*From the distance* "Oh great, now there's glass in the cake batter! Who screamed?!"
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Yep
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"What, give you the spoon?"
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"Here." *walks over, trying to hold Apex back from the bowl* "Apex, no! There's glass in it!"
"Bu' you sai' I could lick i'!"
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*Bottom lip trembles* "Y-You a'e the cookie ba'er..."
"I-It's okay Apex, we can make more."
*Holding a whimpering Thorax down* "Wasn't that the last of the flour?"
*Whimpers*
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"Uh, you might want dad to help you with that first..." *gestures to bleeding mouth*
Heheh
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You like it?
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Yep
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"Yeah, no. Sting can probably help, Thorax needs to go to the infirm anyway."
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"The good news is that was bucking hilarious to do. The bad news is Thorax screamed so loud it made the kitchen window break and now the cookie batter has glass in it."
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Should we tell him you shoved a spoon up his... you know?
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Oof.
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"I mean, I think it'd be obvious what happened."
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"Yep, it's a real shame."
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"Then why are you bleeding?"
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*Blinks*
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Heh