Mar
16th
2021
Why Should I Get Up? (Skit) · 7:12pm Mar 16th, 2021
"Uncle Pharynx, Uncle Pharynx!"
"Grub, go away, I'm trying to nap..."
"Bu' you go'a do something!"
"About what...?"
"Um... well..."
"Either get to the point or let me go back to sleep."
"Uh, i's jus' you pro'ably won' 'lieve me."
"...Is the Hive in danger?"
"No."
"Are you in danger?"
"No."
"Is Thorax in danger?"
"Kind of?"
*Sighs* "What did he do now?"
"Well..."
~Later~
"Thorax, how in the name of the Hivemother did you manage to set yourself on fire?!"
"I wasn't trying to! Ocellus asked me to help her bake something!"
"For the love of... how did it lead to this?!"
"I don't know..."
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#Pharynx
#Apex
#Thorax
#Seriously this probably would happen to him
Heheheh
5476723
Heh, yep
5476725
Only Thorax could manage to set himself on fire
5476726
Yep!
"Ugh...where's the strong whisky when you need it?"
5476727
Mitchell probably stole it all
5476728
"...Damnit Mitch! Show me where you hid the cider, I need it!"
Mmmmmmm
Roasted bug.
5476729
Good luck with that
5476731
"I was thinking I just let him burn. Then he'll learn his lesson."
5476732
*Hunting down Mitch*
5476736
"Which part? Going back to sleep or Thorax setting himself on fire?"
5476739
"Well, before I left the kitchens I saw Ocellus making more cake batter so if you want to go watch be my guest."
5476734
Yes.
5476746
"Glad you approve. Now I better get out of here before dad finds out I'm leaving him to burn."
5476751
"Yep. Now I need a drink..."
5476754
"Give. Now."
5476757
"Hey, at this point I don't care if it's a can of crappy beer that teenagers try to sneak to parties, I just need some alcohol."
5476759
"Fine, fine."
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5476734
“Oh, I’ll tell you where it is.”
5476764
"Great, so can I have some?"
5476765
“Ask Melody. Apparently, Mitch told her to put it somewhere, and she put it in the Ether.”
5476767
No, he gave me like, a six pack of it. I dunno where he put the rest
"Melody, please-"
Save it, you know Meta and Thorax have banned you from alcohol
5476769
“Six pack is still six bottles. I was gonna destroy all of them, but you know.”
5476770
*Makes them appear and passes them to her, holding Pharynx back with her magic* go ahead. Maybe wait until Thorax inevitable re-lights himself on fire so there's no evidence.
*Reaching for the beer*
5476774
“Fine.”
5476775
Yeah *lifts Pharynx up with magic and carries him off* now I think he had a nap to finish
"But beer!"
5476777
“Pretty sure he’s already wide awake..”
5476815
Eh, just getting him away from the beer