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  • 10 weeks
    I'll be banned from the site again

    Due to, of course, more transphobia and disagreeing with site-majority opinions, I have been informed that I will be kicked off the site permanently starting tomorrow. I have prepared a farewell message in the comments below.

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  • 10 weeks
    Happy Easter!

    And to those who don't celebrate Easter, too bad, I'm going to impose it on you. Happy Easter. Jesus Christ died for you too, and because He rose from the dead, so can we all.

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  • 11 weeks
    Fluttershy and the Lava Demon: A Tale of Friendship

    My first AI art post. It isn't my art, since a computer for Bing generated it, but I had to share. And I always follow a strict "lacerate-demons-on-the-spot-with-a-shotgun-and-chainsaw" policy, but I can make an exception for this one.

    Fluttershy bravely staring down a demon of lava and metal

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  • 11 weeks
    Artificial Intelligence

    "Bradybunch, everyone's already given their opinions on it!" Yeah, I know. But before I left the site for two years for a mission, AI was barely cohesive enough to give slurred and static-like voice replication, nonsensical chatbots, and meaningless swirls of shape and color for art. Then, all of a sudden, AI got really good, so I had to try it out. I'm using Bing's AI image generation, which is

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  • 11 weeks
    LOTR will never be equaled.

    I was thinking about it while playing Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War. (My brother gifted them to me for my birthday.) And honestly, the more I reflected on it, the more it made sense. There's a few things that compare in literary achievement, like Dune, but it never made it into modern public consciousness until, like, three years ago. And besides, LOTR wasn't just popular or good-- it

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Feb
20th
2021

Reminder: masturbating is cringe · 4:55pm Feb 20th, 2021

I mean, people are all like, "But what about if you get the urges?" but you'll find that using porn regularly encourages the urges in the first place. They don't just come out of nowhere. It's always a process, and you gotta cut it off at the head.

"But what about replacing sperm?" That's why we got wet dreams, my guy. You'll be fine. You won't get prostate cancer from not masturbating. (Reddit is cringe too, by the way.)

Masturbating is like going to a movie theater alone. Nobody wants to be caught doing it, it doesn't really need to be done in the first place, and it'd be much better with a girl--a girl you like, by the way, and not just one you think is pretty. There's a difference.

Imagine the thought process. "Nackede girl pretty! Must touch pp!" Ooga booga to you too. You've got more discipline than that.

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Comments ( 16 )

5457873
I mean, yeah, it's uncomfortable. But it's gotta be said, right?

I didn’t expect this:twilightsheepish:

5457878
Yeah, you didn't expect it to be so epic!

5457887
Honestly I didn’t think you would make something like this but you did

Mad respect for this

5457894
Yeeeeeaaaaah! I made some other blogs denouncing other controversial stuff and abdicating for conserving the traditional family. I'm fairly regular with letting my voice be heard going in the opposite direction from mainstream culture. Don't let others shame you for who you are, right?

5457905
Yeah
#hatersgonnahate

I never masturbate, i'm christian and clean

Wet Dreams are not there to replace dead/dying sperm. Your body recycles what it can, throws out what it can’t, and produces more.
Your body literally eats old sperm to maintain a healthy pool.
The physical consequences of ‘Wet Dreams’ are the result of being overstimulated by what you happened to be dreaming about. Not all Wet Dreams result in a mess or an erection.

5458024
My mistake. Thanks for clarifying.

5458125
Having said that... and I'm being serious:
Does the physical consequences of a Wet Dream count as a form of Masturbation or is it a form of subconsciously induced, self inflicted rape? :applejackunsure:

5458159
Well, I'm not sure it's rape. That would imply someone forced you against your will. And if your own brain was in charge of the dreaming for the night, it's not like it forced itself against itself. It would just be something it did.

Calling it masturbation is a little closer, but that implies physically, consciously using stimulation to rub one out. You wouldn't use your hands in the process; your body just does it unconsciously. I'm inclined to just call a wet dream an unaware ejaculation and leave it at that.

5458305

Have you ever consented to a wet dream?

If you were awake and had agency over your actions, you might choose not to masturbate. While unconscious, you do not have agency over your actions and the choice is made for you.

5458446
The dream would manifest independent of my personal goals, but I still maintain that it's an unaware ejaculation brought only upon yourself. Dreams happen because of things going on in our lives and what happens throughout the day. Our brain puts those puzzle pieces together, and happens to create something to make you ejaculate in the middle of sleeping without using your hands. Because it happens under our own direction and by ourself, yet we're unconscious and we're not using our hands, I can't in good faith consider it either rape or masturbation. It falls outside the parameters of either classification.

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