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JimmySlimmy


The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

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  • 44 weeks
    Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends

    Welcome readers!

    If you're an American, happy 4th of July! Please try and make sure you come out of this with as many fingers as you started with! If you're not an American, my condolences for your having a perfectly normal Tuesday.

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  • 46 weeks
    Well Seymour, I Made It - Despite Your Directions

    Meanwhile...

    If you still here, it's now here, all 14,000 words of it. Plus, a little side-story too, involving the usual Jimmy topics - insurance, bureaucracy, legalese. All the good stuff. Check it out below.

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    5 comments · 181 views
  • 95 weeks
    "50...40...30...20..."

    Update, woo!

    Sorry about the wait. I could say that I've been busy, moving around, and so forth, which is all true, but the most important reason why I haven't been productive is that someone put me in the wrong operating mode.

    Much better.

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    5 comments · 269 views
  • 112 weeks
    Blog Post (SEXUAL STYLE?) ((BUSTING IT DOWN??))

    Not really. But I bet it got you to click, huh?

    Amyway, (overly) big chapter update on Whitehorse, Lady of Ferrari. Next updates are significantly less boring by virtue of actually having, y'know, fighting, violence, action, etc. Should be fun.

    Incidentally, here's some answers to various questions I have been asked over PMs, Discord DMs, and the like.

    -What's your name?

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  • 118 weeks
    Jimmy Does The UNTHINKABLE!!!!!

    M rated story. Which is kind of a letdown, actually, because, I wanted my M cherry to be a real buck wild ball-slapper, you know? Whatever the case, this should serve as a reminder that, despite my pretensions with long-form comedies full of luxuriant description, I am, above all, a big ol' goofball with the humor of a 7th grader who genuinely believes "Who Pooped the Urinal" is, at least, my

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BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE · 10:51am Feb 18th, 2021

That's right folks, you get not one, but TWO stories this Friday morning!.

The first is the first chapter in another comedy.

TFluttershy, Royal Game Warden (?)
"She needs bits? I'll just make her the Game Warden. Not like we're gonna need one of those any time soon!" – Twilight Sparkle, clueless.
JimmySlimmy · 26k words  ·  275  5 · 2.4k views

You might be thinking "Hey, where's the rest of it!" You'd be correct! Don't worry, though – the rest is coming along at a steady pace, and the first real chapter should be up this weekend.

The second is (gasp) not a funny!

TThe Sublime Pleasure of Fire and Shot
Sometimes, elegance comes with the thunder of guns and flash of muzzles. A light character piece.
JimmySlimmy · 3.4k words  ·  141  3 · 1.5k views

I've been bouncing this story around for months, trying to get it to something I didn't hate. Originally, there was a larger frame narrative about Whitehorse showing an unappreciative Purple Books the pleasures of shooty, but I realized I had written a terrible, terrible Twiddles, so that version got canned. Instead, I went with a really light sort of slice-of-life thing, and I'm reasonably satisfied. More importantly, though, this Rares is in the next chapter of the first story, so I needed to punt this bad boy out the door in order for that to make sense.

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I shall look forward to snapping into some more Slim Jims. :moustache:

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