Feb
11th
2021
Second Person · 3:47am Feb 11th, 2021
“Augh, I just do not get this book!”
“What now, Venom? Let me guess; Chrysalis never taught you how to read?”
“Of course I know how to read! Though, it’s true that Chrysalis never seemed to give a buck about academic education... but that’s besides the point! See, look, look at this.” *shoves book in face* “I picked up a second person novel, and yet it keeps using female pronouns while describing my... breast size?”
“Er... pretty sure that’s because you picked up a female POV story, kid.”
“...Oh, EW!” *Throws book away, before dusting himself off frantically with his hooves* “Ew, ew, EW! Eww! Ewww...”
Surprised it took him so long...
Venom.....how did...?
Nevermind-
5452082
What?
Oof. He's as smart as... um... he reminds me of... hmmm... Gimme some ideas, please.
5452083
How did he not realize....?
How are you that stu- you know what, nevermind
5452084
He’s as smart as a pickled cumber.
He’s as smart as headless snail.
He’s as smart as the crack on the pavement.
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“Let’s add that to our very long list of why I’m superior, shall we?”
“Get it away, get it away, get it awaaaay!”
5452091
What happens when he throws it at him? I bet he scurries out like a cat or dog.
5452091
*Grabs it* Nah bitch, suffer. *rams it into his mouth* fucking eat the book
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Damn, that’s brutal
5452094
His is more brutal.
5452094
Eh, that’s tame compared to the other horrendous shit I’ve said
How far into the book did he get before he realized it?
5452102
No idea
Pfft!
How did he not realize?
5452105
Because even he can be an idiot.
5452107
Heh...
What book was it? Or was it not one in particular?
5452108
It wasn’t one in particular. I’m not too fond of female POV fics for whatever reason. I had recently read one and the POV character was kind of a wimp.
5452091
When you are up against “BORN ON JOKE DAY” I pretty sure there isn’t much of a debate
5452111
Ah. Understandable
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What about you? What do you think of them?
5452116
Not sure, haven't read one in a while. Third person stories are more common anyway
5452120
Well, second person got its own tag
5452122
Well, true...I guess most of the books I grab happen to be third person
5452127
I’m honestly referring to fanfiction
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Oh. Fanfictions too, most that I read are third person
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I’m pretty sure a headless snails is still smarter the the actual snail in the show barring meditation zenning