Ice Star’s tonsils are dead crab rave · 1:39am Jan 18th, 2021
Well, I’ll start with the bad news first: I had to go to the ER yesterday. For the past two weeks, I have been dealing with what I now know for sure is tonsillitis. I don’t know when (or if) I’ll be able to get them removed, but hopefully it is soon. Even though I was pumped full of five days worth of steroids and painkillers (no seriously, they told me it was that much) I still cannot talk and have a hard time breathing right, especially when I need to wear my mask. At least I’m going to get to pick up antibiotics tomorrow, so, yay?
The good news: I killed that fucking mouse and completed my move the day before yesterday. Thank you to my university for providing no assistance whatsoever, knowing full well I had no car, a chest inflammation, and what is now definitely known to be tonsillitis ahahaha.
Does anyone know where I can sell gently used tonsils? And for how much?
F in the chat for my tonsils fellas 🙏
Sell them to charity. You never know, someone else might need them.
Oof. Here's hoping for a smooth recovery.
Oh dang... are you covered with health insurance and stuff?
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Given your inability to speak currently, being in the chat is ill advised.
Please consult your doctor before continuing to give an F.
Yeah, I had that done when I was very young.. They got bad enough that I couldn't even eat.
You can sell them on G-bay for two Mars bars and a tube of Mini M&Ms.
Pouring one out
Saw that mentioned under your Discord name but didn't know if anything was worth saying about it. Here's hoping you can get those tonsils gone as soon as possible, or healed if that's possible. I don't know how tonsils work.
Here's to a quick recovery, Ice
Be well, Ice.
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Hope you start feeling better soon!
Side note I am willing to buy gently used tonsils, as long as you don't ask too many questions
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I think Bed Bath and Beyond will buy them around $5 a gram. That's an easy $15ish, maybe more if you can haggle the shopkeeper up on account of the larger volume due to inflammation. The only downside is that they might use your tonsils to summon a pestilence demon (depending on the regional manager), and demon hunters will try to kill you to banish it back to the Place Outside. Cost-benefit analysis, I guess.
Get well soon comrade, f in the chat to your tonsils. Also pretty sure you can sign a form that lets the doctors donate your tonsils or smth. Also, university is a bitch, especially with online schooling going on. Have fun.
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But fr, hope you feel better soon man, drink hot herbal teas to help soothe the pain, marshmallow root, ginger, lemon honey, elderflower/elderberry, licorice, and cinnamon are good choices!
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They are infected. No legitimate charity would accept them.
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Thank you. I look forward to actually being able to use my voice again.
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Yes, I have insurance. That's not a worry.
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But I'm not even using my voice to chat.
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Mine haven't gotten to that point. I have an appointment tomorrow, but that's just to get a final verdict on what will happen to them.
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I only learned how they worked a couple of weeks ago. And yeah, my status was so I wouldn't get a ton of pings while I was in the ER.
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Only mini M&Ms? For shame.
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Hopefully, you're pulling out a mouse poison.
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Thanks, Sledge-Wedge. You're a true gamer.
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I can't believe you didn't say 'stay chill' cause that wasted opportunity has you banned. Smh.
No, but seriously, thank you, Odd. It's good to hear from you.
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The crab raves are much appreciated.
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I endorse the free-market capitalism of black markets. 🙏
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I dunno if tonsils can be weighed in grams.
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Bruh, I don't have online classes. I am very much an on-campus dude. Also, you can't donate infected tonsils to people. At least, not legally...
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Thank you for the wisdom, Weesus Most High. I shall try and follow it.
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That's the collective price. Two Mars bars and a tube of Mini M&Ms.
Equivalent exchanges would be for one standard block of Cadbury Dairy Milk, a half-dozen Tim-Tams (two thirds of a packet) or one Darrell Lea Nougat Pudding/Nougat Egg.
I know an interested buyer for Ice Star's tonsils. Not tonsils in general, they're not a creep. Just yours.
I assure you they can outbid whatever those ruffians in the thread above might offer.
F.
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Thanks, gamer girl.
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Anytime, bamer boy.