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Okay, so there's this girl I've been talking to. And, um, I committed income tax fraud.

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[Live Wire 03]

There was this one friend I had named Steve... I sealed all the openings of an orphanage and burned it down

[BezierBallad]

Woah, what—

[Vigriff]

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I had a friend named Alexander...I accidentally set his library on fire.

[AntiBronyBenSwolo]

So, there's this video game I've been playing, and I ended up snapping half of the multiverse out of existence.

[GivingSpider]

[StormLuna]

You're shitting us about the tax fraud, right?

[BradyBunch]

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No. I'm not. I'm absolutely serious about committing income tax fraud when I have no income.

[GivingSpider]

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How exactly did you commit tax fraud without taxable income?

[BradyBunch]

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Magicians don't reveal their secrets.

[GivingSpider]

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I don't think that will hold up in court.

[StormLuna]

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You can't commit fraud if you have no income coming in!

[MisterEdd]

Good luck with that.

[Angel Midnight]

This might just be the weirdest nonsense I've heard from you. 1) You can't commit tax fraud without an income, and 2) I wish that girl you've been talking to the best of luck.

I won't bother asking why you posted this on the internet.

[BradyBunch]

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This might just be the weirdest nonsense I've heard from you.

I guess you haven't followed me for long enough, then.

I won't bother asking why you posted this on the internet.

I'll admit, that is wise. Mostly because I don't know how to answer that.

[Angel Midnight]

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I guess you haven't followed me for long enough, then.

Probably not. Also, whilst we're on the subject of followers, you now have 401 of them. I think that's a cause for celebration. Depends on whether you like parties. Just say yes, because otherwise Pinkie Pie might get annoyed.

I'll admit, that is wise. Mostly because I don't know how to answer that.

Thought so.

[Raven Blackwood]

And, um, I committed income tax fraud.

How? That's not gonna end well in terms of the IRS coming for you.