Dec
21st
2020
Mantis Isn’t Average · 4:31pm Dec 21st, 2020
“Hey Manty! Guess what!”
“What?”
“Guess who’s packin’ fifteen inches~”
*blush* “oh, that’s... that’s cool...”
“Yeah! So what’chu packin’?”
*blush harder* “Uh...”
*Leans down with measuring tape* “Let’s see, you are...” *blinks* “five inches?”
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“Dude, that’s the average of humans... our average is like in the teens...”
“I-I’m sorry! I-I didn’t choose to be born with—”
“Heheheh, cute.”
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^u^
Aww
5419317
Heh, yeah. Dagger doesn’t care, just as long as he has Mantis
5419320
Yeah, how sweet
5419347
Eh