Why I Hate Romeo and Juliet. · 5:23pm Dec 20th, 2020
Ever just want to shout random nonsense into the ever-filling void that is the internet? Well, I know I do!
You know what I think of Romeo and Juliet? FUCK ROMEO AND JULIET. Every goddamn love story today is Romeo this and Juliet fuckig that. It’s fucking bullshit and I’m tired of it. ‘We’re so different but we belong together. Juliet Bella, I love you even if you’re now a montague vampire. Romeo, even though your a montague sadist, I love want to get spanked by you over ad over again.” Like, FUCK Romeo and Juliet. I am so fucking sick of that 14 year old and twelve year old ruing fucking everything. t’s bullshit, dumb, and overfuckingplayed. “Oh, what if we have a shitty love story with fucking gnomes?” “Oh! What if we have a manga where they’re fucking zombies?” “Oh, what if we have a fucking stupid ass gender swap of it?” Seriously, it’s so fucking stupid.
I remember reading this horrible book in high school for my Spanish class about Romiete and Julio and I wanted to fucking tear it apart. It’s one thing to make a parody or spinoff, but it’s fucking asinine and stupid to keep referencing it! “Oh, isn’t it weird how our names are like Romeo and Juliet, you know this is just like Romeo and Juliet, oh my gosh are they trying to kill themselves like Romeo and Juliet?” FUCK OFF! I get it, I’m not a fucking illiterate toddler, I fucking GET IT! It’s Romeo and Juliet but Gender swaped. It’s Romeo and Juliet but with gnomes, I don’t need the fucking statue of Shake-Fucking-Spear to shove it in my face! I get it, I read the cover, I’m not illiterate but god almighty these stories make me wish I was.
Why the hell is everything somehow related to that fucking child and teenager? There are better love stories than some whinny brat and some fucking moron! Why are they even in love, there’s NOTHING THERE! I might as well watch the Annoying Orange flirt with that fucking grape fruit thing because at least that has somethign! I don’t give a fuck about the montages or the capulets, I don’t even fucking understand it. Are they kingdoms, dukedoms, what the hell are they? It’s so fucking stupid and it’s the shittiest love story in the fucking world, and I’m pissed off whenever someone talks about it as if it’s some amazing thing. Shakespear didn’t just write that, he’s got a lot of better stories than those suicidal lovers! Why do we keep romanticizing this stupid fucking story?!
Yeesh buddy calm down! pipe down!.
You are absolutely right and the timing of your post is amazing. Just last month there was a special event in the game "Destiny Child" where the two of the main cast, Attis and Rusalka, had to perform in a play. But those two are actuelly in love for real and have trouble confessing their feelings for each other, despite the fact that literally everyone else knows that their feelings are mutual.
Guess what the play was?
Romeo and Juliet!
I agree to most of this and Hamlet onto it.
Literally the only Shakespeare writing I like these days is Macbeth.