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Adan Druego


Sis: You're the father. Bro: ...hey? I BETTER BE!!

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  • Today
    Two Sides of the Same Coin?

    I don't like tomatoes... but I like pineapple on pizza.

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  • 1 week
    Some say the voices are getting louder.

    The voices don't get louder, they get closer.

    Sometimes, when they get closer enough, you begin to recognize one of those voices as your own.

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  • 3 weeks
    Tapping Buttons Is How You Broke Buttons.

    Okay some for years, I had no idea this site had forums...
    Only yesterday, did I finally realize that those same forums have a search function.

    I'm not old, you're old.

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  • 4 weeks
    OJ's dead, huh.

    OJ's dead. Huh. Interesting.

    Okay, not really. I still remember that slowest high-speed chase ever occurrence.

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  • 6 weeks
    Number 1223. Number 1223. Number 1224. Number 1225. Number 1223.

    When the voices start telling you to burn it all, it means you've stopped taking your medication, you're not getting enough sleep or most likely you've been at the DMV for far too long.

    The DMV, everyone hates waiting at the DMV.

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Dec
18th
2020

Discord really was sorry, I swear. · 2:09am Dec 18th, 2020

@HumanoSiniestro
Big spider = AH! WHAT IS THAT THING! THAT CAN'T BE NOT REAL!!! IT SHOULDN'T BE REAL!!!!

Deadly snake = So, what? This thing doesn't look so scary. Why's it considered dange- *THUD*

Badgers = "Fluttershy. Fluttershy. FLUTTERSHY!! I NEED HELP!!!! BRING DISCORD TOO!! What do you mean she isn't real?! ANDREA LIBMAN!!! I NEED YOUR VOICE!!!!

Two weeks later:
Discord: It seemed like a good idea. I swear it did.
Fluttershy: *huff*
Discord: I said I was sorry... well, only sorry to you, since I care less about anypony who isn't you, my most treasured friend.
Fluttershy: That's it! You're WALKING everywhere from now on!
Discord: WHAT!! PLEA-
Fluttershy: And as for sleeping?! You're sleeping under normal gravity!! No anti-gravity!!
Discord: Bu-
AngelBunny: Bruh... just don't. It only gets worse from here on.

Five Hours Later:
Discord: That apology sounded much better in my head, I swear.
Spike: Apologies always do.
BigMac: Eyup...
Luster Dawn: Tell me about it.
Filthy Rich: Same goes whether you're saying it to your wife or your daughter. Even bits can't fix some bad moods.
BonBon: Right, I can literally take down a squad of royal guards but when it's about Lyra's oats. I freeze up.
MudBrair: Technically, she didn't "kicked me out". I simply found it most advantageous to vacate the vicinity immediately.
SunBurst: Never say that she has enough kites already. Never!
Luster Dawn: Duh! Dad.
SunBurst: At least, I know to never blame a book, sweetie.
Luster Dawn: *grumble*

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