And now I have a new story, too! · 8:40pm Nov 19th, 2020
Up till now, I've never actually written a story with the Porn tag. Not even on my porn account. <.< This has changed.
For years, I've been writing sex fics focused on one of two things: being funny, or being responsible and educational.
House Rules is neither of those things. c.c; In fact, it might actually be irresponsible, when all is said and done. I dunno, I couldn't get a lot of feedback on it.
And this isn't, like, a soul-bearing fetish kind of thing, don't get me wrong. I just woke up with the entire story in my head last week and had to write it down. It's been a while since anything came together this coherently this quickly for me.
So if F/F/F, mares with dicks, muscular anthros, second-person female POV, some kind of weird D/S thing and the most dubious consent you could ever imagine sounds like your kind of thing, you can go check it out in the usual place. And if it doesn't, that's fine, I wouldn't read this either. :')
Welcome to the Dark Side of the Horse. I wrote a couple of naughty bits just to see if I could, since Ken Follett writes far saucier bits in his commercial fiction, and to be honest, if you're writing fiction for the above grade school age crowd, its good to get some practice. It's an... interesting approach to the page, because you're still trying to elicit an emotional response from the reader, just slightly different emotions.
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Wait, sweet, mild-mannered Georg has written about horses fucking? Truly will wonders never cease?
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Second person anon? Grooooooss.
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It's anthro though, I wouldn't stoop to using Anon. :B At least, not in anything serious.
Mares with penises?!
Pfft, that's impossible. ![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
So unrealistic.![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
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you, probably
How do even write clop?![:derpyderp2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/derpyderp2.png)
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Tab A goes into Slot B.
The rest is just word count padding.
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Crap, I think I've been doing it wrong this whole time.
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There are also some optional rules, like the occasional Tab A fighting with another Tab A, or Slot B getting real close & personal with another Slot B. Plus sometimes everything is just labeled wrong. And don’t even get me started on when you’re trying to assemble more than one tent at a time. Wait... what were we talking about?
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The pointy end goes in the other man. :B
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Tell me tell me tell me! >:V
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good times :D