Nov
15th
2020
How First Contact Between Humans And Equestrian Ponies Would Really Go · 6:28pm Nov 15th, 2020
Two men are looking at a portal. The portal had ponies coming through it.
Man01: Look at that. We got us some aliens coming through a portal thingie.
Man02: Yeah, we do.
Man01: They look like ponies.
Man02: Yeah, they do.
Man01: Look like they're sapient too. Just like us. Except pony shaped.
Man02: I reckon so.
Man01: They're intelligent beings here to make contact with us.
Man02: It sure seems that way.
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Man01: I bet I can seduce more of their mares in a day than you can.
Man02: You're on buddy.
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Ariel Schnee · 341 views
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Hm it’s quite optimistic ^^;;;;
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It's spot on.
These are humans.
Humans love sex.^_^
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Yes… but they love exploiting anything for money more…
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Give a male human a choice between making money, and getting laid with someone/somepony cute, they'll choose getting laid every time for sure.^_^