Star Wars but the word Force is replaced with the word Racism · 11:28pm Nov 14th, 2020
"Racism is what gives a Jedi Knight his power. It surrounds us and penetrates us and binds the galaxy together."
"You don't believe in racism, do you?" "Kid, I've flown from one side of America to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's all-powerful racism controlling everything. There are no institutionalized rules that control my destiny."
"For my ally is racism, and a powerful ally it is."
"That's not how racism works!"
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of racism."
"Racism is strong with you, young Skywalker. But you are not a Jedi yet."
"The dark side of racism is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."
Cheeky.
... honestly, I think a line's been crossed. These aren't really all that funny.
... except for this one, in a "it's funny because it's true" kind of way.
best thing ever!