Short Hand: In Depth Research 2 · 4:38pm Nov 3rd, 2020
After Twilight and Shepherd get their heartbeats to a normal rate...
Pinkie: "So wait, ponies and humans have mixed DNA? Hmmm! I guess that might explain why we went from this," suddenly resembles a G1 pony, "to this!" Resembles a G3 Pony "And finally this!" Back to normal!
Shepherd: "For the love of God, NEVER DO THAT AGAIN. EVER."
Pinkie: "Sorry!"
Twilight: "But that would suggest a massive population of humans were here at one point to interbreed with ponies! What happened to them?"
Shepherd: "Maybe pony traits predominate?"
Twilight: "Or maybe human genetic traits were infused to us from a donor via magic?"
Shepherd: "That would explain why there aren't any humans around anymore... Except for me."
Twilight: "But that means that humans and ponies are..." Blush "Compatible..."
Pinkie: "Well... We wouldn't know for sure unless we experimented, riiight?"
Twilight: "Pinkie!"
Pinkie: "Well I'm not wrong, am I?"
Twilight: blush, thoughtful "Well... That's true. Maybe we should do some further experimentation into this-"
Shepherd is gone.
Pinkie: "HEY! WAIT!"
Twilight: "SHEPHERD! COME BACK! THERE'S MORE SCIENCE TO DO!"
Shepherd: Running for his life "I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT BADLY!"
Twilight: "I DO!" Gallops after him
Pinkie: "WAIT FOR ME!"
It's still a mystery why the Neanderthals and Denisovans died out after a fair bit of interbreeding with H. Sapiens. They actually had some superior survival traits compared to humans and shouldn't have been out-competed.
Pinkie Pie: "DREW, COME BACK AND MAKE ME A SPAWN POINT! I'LL LET YOU EXPLORE MY BUMP MAP!"
Twilight Sparkle: "THINK OF THE BOUNDARIES OF SCIENCE TO PUSH BACK!"
Shepherd: "I'M THINKING OF BOUNDARIES, ALRIGHT!"
Shepherd then runs around the corner of a house to break line of sight with his pursuers. As soon as he does he feels a magic feild yan him to the side and before he realizes it he's fallen down inside the house, and the door he came through slams shut, leaving the area in darkness only partially broken by light from curtained windows. "What the—?"
???: "Shhh!" a voice hushes him, and a hoof crosses over his mouth. "Be quiet!"
Shepherd is about to say something, but sounds of rapid hoof-falls approach from outside, and he and his mysterious benefactor stay quiet and still as the two sets of hoofs pass by the house, and then fade into the distance.
???: "Phew," the new voice said, and the sound of a magic aura is heard. Shepherd turns his head to see a golden glow, and the lights in the room slowly come up to show a mint-green unicorn grinning at him. "So, you can breed with us, right?"
Shepherd: "How the frack did you know?"
Lyra: *Rolls her eyes* "You've been running around Ponyville for a while now, everypony in town has put two and two together," she said, and then gave Shepherd a pair of lidded eyes. "But would you like to make it one and one, instead?"
Shepherd: *Slowly standing up and backing away* "I was just running from Twilight and Pinkie because I'm not, so... no."
Lyra: *Frowns, and then huffs and looks to the side.* "I swear, I never get a chance in these harem stories," she mutteres.
Shepherd: *Frowns* "What?"
Lyra: *Blinks, and then looks up and gives Shepherd a sheepish grin.* "Right! Sorry, forgot I'm just visiting," she said, and then used her magic to open the door. "Anyway, those two should be halfway back to the library by now, you probably have a good chance to run."
Shepherd: *Carefully moves to the door and then looks around outside. Then looks back at Heartstrings.* "Thanks, Lyra; I owe you one."
Lyra: "Don't make promises your sexy biped butt can't cash," Lyra replies with a smirk, and then gently shoves Shepherd outside and closes the door behind him.
Shepherd: "Well... Today is getting really w—"
???: "ANDREW!"
Shepherd looks up in fear to see Fluttershy flying towards him. "YOU'RE. GOING. TO BREED ME!" She says, and then streaks towards him at her best airspeed.
...Which is slow enough that Shepherd has time to turn and run for an alleyway. "I don't know who made ponies and humans compatible," he mutters to himself. "But I hate them and I hope they got charlie horses every dang day of their lives."
I blame Danny and Surprise.
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Why is it G2 never gets any mention?
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It’s not that big a mystery. There weren’t a lot of Neanderthals and they sort of blurred into the larger population.
“Species isn’t so much a straight line of ancestor to descendent. It more a big ball of wibbly wobbly, geney meanie... stuff.”
“And that sentence had such promise when it started.”
“It kind of got away from me yeah.”
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"'And so did Danny marry Surprise so that the seed of Adam and the seed of Hippos would forever be entwined.' So says the Book of Harmony!"
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my guess, is with the Breeding cycle A female Homo Sapiens is effectively in "Heat" about three out of four weeks if not more.
The other two types had their mating cycle in late fall to Early winter.
lol
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"G2" Never had any cartoons.
G1 had two different shows: The stuff with Megan and "My Little Pony Tales."
Tales was roughly the "Equestria Girls" for the Paradise/Dream Valley setting. A modern (for the late 80s, early 90s) school drama, but the ponies were still ponies, if much more anthropomorphic than the G1 standard. (they did more bipedal things, had "sticky" hooves, etc etc).
That said, the G2 toys were the Celestia/Luna/Fleur Dis Lee build compared to the original toys. If the G1 toys were Shetland Ponies, the G2s were equines right at the line between pony and horse.
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She was one of the main characters in Xenophilia, one of the most legendary Human×Pony
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You are taking this way too seriously.
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lol, no I'm not. But them's the facts. Lyra ain't got nuttin' to complain about in that department. Get back to yer Lero, ye silly bint!