Plot Bunny Theater: Sparity Generosity · 5:23pm Oct 31st, 2020
Been a while since I did one of these, huh? Well I work at UPS as a supervisor, so as you might imagine, I've been very, very busy. And I'm only going to get busier. So I will use what creative energy I can when I can.
It is popular in Sparity fics to have Rarity "lend" Spike out to other females who pine after our favorite drake. But why simply lend him out? Why not pimp him out? Spike is understandably a bit upset when he learns this, and when he confronts her...
Spike: "You seriously pimped me out to all our female friends? Why?!"
Rarity: "Well I was there for more than half of those encounters so I was also pimping myself out-"
Spike: "That doesn't answer the question! I feel used and abused Rarity!"
Rarity: "Oh my darling. I'm sorry. Here, let me show you. It was going to be a surprise but... Well, here."
Rarity takes him into their bedroom. On the bed is a pile of gold and jewels, with the ruby Spike gave her so long along on the top. She smiles lovingly at Spike.
Rarity: "I did all this so we would have a big pile of gold to make love on. And hopefully make our first child. But I didn't want to just ask for the gold, I wanted to give something in return. Do you forgive me?"
Spike: "... Completely. And on that note, SPIKE WANT!"
Rarity: "WOOHOO!"
If you have a Sparity fic with this premise, or want to write one, this could work as a decent ending don't you agree?
I like it.
The answer is the difference between a gift and a bribe.
Rarity pimping Spike out? I wonder, is this normal for ponies and/or dragons? And if the latter is Garble getting 'rented out' -- wait, why would I even want to know that??