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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Oct
30th
2020

PTSD, the scariest monster of them all. · 1:44am Oct 30th, 2020

Woah DUDE, help!

Yeah what’s up?

HELP I’M DYING.

What?! You look fine!

So there I was screwing around in the woods with level 1 imps.

Okay.

And this level 69 demon comes sprinting out of this blueberry bush and knocks me to the ground.

Uh oh!

He’s like pointing at me and laughing, but then this Paladin shoots a laser beam out of his left nipple and vaporizes the demon.

And he just left you here?

So then everything is well and fine and good and BOOM I’M LEVEL 32. HELP.

But you’re at the same health you were at before.

I now have 56 HP out of 800, help me-

Comments ( 6 )

cant stop laughing help

Purple on black is kinda invisible.

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Ah whoops, I’m seeing that now.

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