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The Grimm Reaper


The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.

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Oct
13th
2020

Ever had a dream? · 8:25pm Oct 13th, 2020

Have you ever had a dream that was so funny, it made you wake up laughing? I just had one not ten minutes ago.

I was in a cooking competition hosted by Gordon Ramsay (that's not the funny part, shut up!). It was the first round, and I did pretty well. The theme of the first round was bread. One of my fellow compettitors, when it was his turn, began acting strange. He was freaking out and began telling Gordon that the dish he'd prepared was mind-blowing. It was the food of kings, a hundren-thousand dollar meal.

The guy was bigging his dish up so much I got curious as to what it was so I followed Gordon and my opponent outside where his dish was. On a small restaurant table for one, was all this decoration like tinsel and swan napkins, that sort of stuff. And right in the middle of the table, on a rectangular plate, the dish that was supposedly worth so much blustering... was a bread stick...

The sheer stupidity of it was enough to set me off into full-blown laughter. I stumbled back inside, laughing, sharing the identrity of the dish with the other competitors, which made them all laugh too. This was what the opponent wanted all along, to give everyone a good laugh. That's why he promoted his dish to such an extreme.

Even Gordon was dying from laughter. And evidently, so did my dream-self as I woke up still laughing.

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Comments ( 2 )

Hahahahahaa. Damn, If that happens on tv I would laugh a lot. Thanks to share your dreams dude. XD

I've had scary, and wierd dreams, but not funny ones.

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