Spooktober, B!tches. · 6:38pm Oct 4th, 2020
Hey, would you look at that, its october. What fun! Let's kill Rainbow Dash. Wait, what?
Today, I would like to announce the first-ever
Non-Annual Rimmer Nightmare Night Special
Later this month I will be releasing an experimental fic. I was reading something by Headless Rainbow the other day, and because I am a depraved horny clopfic writer, I became inspired. So I wrote (and am still writing) a disgustingly gorey, dead-dove smut story to celebrate the season. It is bad, and it is over the top. I'd make it funny, but unfortunately I am too good a writer to sully a good smut fic with unnecessary comedy. Besides, the really humor is in how over the top it is.
But in writing it, I realized something. Life is a competition, and I am competing with myself. My stories must continue to grow and become more and more over the top until they are nothing but ~3-6k words of extreme incoherent fetishism and smut. I must strive to create the kinkiest of scenarios, and the most overwhelming of fetishes. And I will do so, even if it kills me.
So here's the the future, loyal followers. I raise this next glass of pegasus piss to you!
no im not fucking wasted why would you ask that?
This is hype
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These responses are confusing... yet encouraging.
Headless Rainbow Fan
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Hey, you keep up the manure chomping and piss slurping stories; and I’ll read them!
Also, manure hot tubs, duh. It’s all the food and warmth and good coat lotion and lube you could ever ask for!