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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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    Commissions Still Open

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Sep
28th
2020

Welp, my phone just broke [Emergency story fund] · 11:24am Sep 28th, 2020

I just tried to turn on my phone, and the touchscreen isn't working at all. I can't move from the home screen. I can't restart it for some stupid reason. And given how it has tons of issues as of recently (no working camera, constant starting issues and bugs, etc.), I think it's safe to say that my phone is officially broken beyond basic troubleshooting.

Now, I already have two commissioned stories that I plan to work on after finishing my centaur tickle fic (which currently has an In-Progress link on my Official Patreon Page if anyone's interested). One of those projects happens to be the oneshot spinoff to the Showing His Place series, which I promised I would do after receiving so much positive feedback from my most recent Sacrifice chapter. And so far, the basic layout for that chapter includes this:

Set between the events of Showing His Place 3 and 4, this oneshot begins on the night of Shining, Cadance, and Sombra's one year anniversary. Or more specifically, right on the dot of their anniversary as Discord suddenly barges into their bedroom to celebrate. Even though his presence is extremely shocking to all three of them, it doesn't take long for the group to realize that Discord had known about their relationship the entire time. However, since Discord absolutely loves chaos (and also wants to show his respect towards the couple he had wronged before himself), the last thing he wants to do is expose the three and their debaucherous fun. In fact, the deaconequus wants to gift the truple with a special one-time gift: Enchanting them with camoflauge spells to alter their appearances, and giving them the chance to be a cuckold group in public without anypony realizing who they really are~

So, yeah! This story actually has a lot of meat on its bones in regards to steamy content I can include. I already have it planned that Sombra will be transformed to look like a young, buff Earth pony with massive tribal tats, and towers Shining's disguise by at least a foot (he would also get pissed after asking why he's an Earth pony, and Discord points out how his current horn doesn't work anyway). Cadance and Shining would both still be unicorns, and Cadance's form would still be visibly pregnant and beautiful; however, Shining would be transformed to look like a slender, scrawny weakling of a stallion in comparison to his confident bull. And since all three of them are basically incognito in their new identities (with matching fake IDs provided by Discord), Sombra is fully able to demean and humiliate his cuck in public without starting a riot in the Crystal Empire~

Oh, and Discord would most likely be watching them like this:


So with that all being said, I decided to start up a second fund-raiser in order to get a new phone ASAP. If you have any ideas in regards to this oneshot, and want to see them included in this spinoff (which could easily go over-the-top if Discord agrees to do a memory-wipe~), feel free to donate to my Paypal here, and send me a comment informing me of what you want. DO NOT place your comment in the actual Paypal payment itself! Either comment it down below for everyone to see, or PM me so I can list the details here:

Donation Pool List
1.) $30 (Spoonlol) - Scene included with Cadance dancing with Sombra at a night club while Shining watches
2.) $30 (Supernorwegianfly) - Discord steals Shining's length and size throughout the day
3.) $50 (Amansmarium) - Discord doesn't wipe anybody's memory of what happens
4.) $250 (SOS) - Shining is unable to cum (even without his cage on), and his balls slowly swell out the more pent-up he gets. He also has to openly wear his collar (with a loud bell attached), and is ordered to tend to Sombra underneath the table at a restaurant. (Also a partial pre-payment for another project)
5.) $25 (Theo Winters) - Celestia is featured as a character who encounters the three out in public
6.) $20 (Double R. Forrest)

Also, I use Android (with Tracfone as the provider), so I intend to get something reasonable as a new phone; most likely an LG product of some kind (which seem to run around $100-$200 on Amazon). I also opened up the official suggestion thread for my upcoming Randomizer on Patreon, so you can always contribute through there if you prefer.

UPDATE: Holy crap, I got a lot of donations on the first day! Thank you all so much for your suggestions and payments! This is really going to help me out, and I'm excited to see how this story turns out~

Comments ( 2 )

sorry dude

That sucks, what model phone is it? If you haven't I would just factory reset it as it sounds like your nand or rom became corrupt. Also pull out the sdcard if it has one as it might have gone bad.

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