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Sep
27th
2020

Blackmailed! (Hero’s Turn) · 4:58pm Sep 27th, 2020

“Heheh, so, now that you’re both under my command...” *hops into bed* “I think I’ll start with tickles*

“Wait, we’re like your family. We can do this time of the day. What’s the point of blackmailing us when we can just do this whenever we want?”

“You both spend too much time with work, and I swear I’ve heard you boinking those body pillows at night. Now, get to tickling.”

*The two blush furiously and get to work on tickling the nymph. As they tickle, they get an idea.*

“Hahahahaha! Okay! That’s enough!”

“Hm... nope!”

“W-What?! Ahhahahahaha! Guys, stohohohohop!”

“Heheh, I’m not usually one for revenge... but this is pretty cute! Coochie coochie coo!” *Traces hoof down his side*

“Sh-Shahahahaddup you dohohohork!”

“Heheh, you know Thor, I remember leg holes being quite sensitive.”

“Oh yes!” *reaches for Hero’s leg holes*

“EEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STAHAHAHAHAHAP IHIHIHIHIT!”

“You promise not to blackmail us again?”

“YEHEHEHES! JUHUHUHUST STOHOHOHOHOP!”

*The two brothers stop and leave the tired and panting nymph on his bed, hoof bumping as they leave the room*

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Comments ( 16 )

Well, revenge is a dish best served cold. Looks like the bug bros got him back good.

5365308
Heheh, eeyup

5365311
“Whaa? It’s true! Come to think of it, maybe that’s why the Tempest one was making squishy sounds...”

5365311
I mean, what else are you to do with a body pillow? Hold it close and pretend it can fill the empty, unfillable void of loneliness we all have?

Heh. Karma really is a bitch.

Heh, revenge is a dish best served tickled

5365324
*Pouts* “Whatever.”

5365327
Aw, come on, like Thorax said, it was cute

5365328
“I guess...”

5365329
It was! Too bad you couldn't exploit the blackmail a bit more before they made you stop, but it was cute

5365331
“Yeah... well, thanks...”

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