Audience Demographics

Because I have over 800 followers and no idea if I have a consistent demographic beyond my readers being mostly American. Enjoy some straw polls.

• Age
• Gender
• Lol gay
• Story market-ability, I think that's what this is?
• Comment stuff
• Most important poll
• Update frequency
• Follower interaction

Comments

[Krickis]

"How on earth did you find me?" has Discord on there twice :v

Answered all your questions, give me more...

[BezierBallad]

Well that was interesting.

[Unity Bringer]

this poll is discriminatory towards 19 year olds. (aka me)

[KingYakko5991]

Ah yes I am indeed a 🅱ruh

[Jack of a Few Trades]

I have personally witnessed you eat at least three kids what kind of question is that

[Silent Whisper]

I just like taking polls tbh

[Mica]

You know part of me wonders if "kids" just refers to the term for a baby goat.

Which is only slightly less objectionable than eating human children.

[PresentPerfect]

the most important poll :v

[Ice Star]

5355493
As a 20 year old with dyscalculia I can confirm that 19 year olds are a hoax.

5355488
I think that’s a glitch! I probably should make more...

5355490
5355513
Y’all seem to really like these. 👀

5355499
Same bruh

5355511
Three counts as more than one >:C

5355603
5355612
The bio doesn’t lie C^8p

[PresentPerfect]

5355632
someone downvoted my comment and I demand retribution >:|

[Ice Star]

5356125
Aww jeez I dunno why that is

[Muggonny]

I don't know why you need to collect information when you're already a god.

[Ice Star]

5357435
To humor the mere mortals

[abphinsom]

Anyone who thinks you've eaten a kid has clearly never spent much time around them.

[Ice Star]

5396704
Children are meant for eating

[abphinsom]

5396706
The problem is three-fold.

Firstly, everyone is already trying to eat children, so they're hyper aware and on their toes.

Secondly, I assume if you look more than 5 years younger than your actual age that you're not super fit

Thirdly, kids are surprisingly quick and incredibly squirmy. Both poor parameters for easy consumption.

Conclusion? I suspect the kid-eating portion of your bio is wishful thinking at best. Having worked with little kids for a while, and having a sister who's ~15 years my junior, I think I can safely say I have some experience with this.