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  • 6 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 6 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 7 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 9 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 11 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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Sep
7th
2020

Now (I) Fucked Up · 10:51pm Sep 7th, 2020

So guess who’s a fucking dumbass who though not meaning to and with good intentions, managed to freak out and piss off Peter and Amy New?

I wanted to make a “News of the World” Queen crossover shitpost so I asked in a pony shitposting group if the News had any kids or pets so I had someone to use for the third Queen member on the album cover, but I forgot that most people aren’t as open as me and especially not about their kids so now I’ve been canceled again apparently, and Peter and Amy probably hate me forever now. Oops. Hopefully if I write an apology letter to them they’ll at least understand, if not forgive me. Fuck I hate how fucking dumb I am sometimes.

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PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

Well'p. :B

Obligatory onii-chan joke.

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Most people don’t know that the original of this is actually from a skit about Abraham Lincoln being assassinated

imma be completely honest dude that's just in bad taste in general. You shouldn't have even THOUGHT of asking.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

Honestly I can see how this might've been a problem, but I bet it has a little more to do with how you asked than that you asked. Just a guess. Sorry to hear that, anyway. Cancel culture is shit.

So not all publicity is good publicity?

Seriously, Peter New is a cool dude. (The Pinocchio movie he put together and starred in, which you can't *say* Pinocchio because the Mouse has Vicious Lawyers with Lasers on their heads, is awesome)

Write an abject apology, but remember the first two or three lines are the most critical part.

-Summary of apology
-Abject description of what you were trying to do
-Restate apology and say you're going to dump the project since it went over so poorly

With luck, you'll get a note back saying something of the effect of "Oh, that's what you were doing. It sounded creepy at first, but now I understand."

would bug mac work as the third figure in the cover?

...Er. Yeah, not a great idea, that, I think; sorry you didn't realize that in time. Good luck with the apology, and I hope the reconciliation goes well.

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