Sep
5th
2020
The Proper Way to have Fun · 1:56am Sep 5th, 2020
*Hero and Zenex trot through the armory*
“I dunno about this... what if Pharynx finds out?”
“He won’t, we just need to find something that doesn’t make a lotta noise and will wake the entire hive. Even if they find a mess, we can blame it on the Devil Horns.”
“Um... okay...”
“Come on Zen, lighten up.”
“Okay, okay.”
*Looks around until something catches his eye* “Ooh! How about that?”
“Um... okay, I guess...”
*Outside, Pharynx is walking towards the armory*
“Ugh... I wonder what mess my stupid soldiers made this time...”
*As he reaches the armory, the wall busts open and a tank flies by, blasting this as it drives off*
Pft...heh, that's one way to have fun alright...
Oh jeez, they’re gonna get it—
5348820
Heh, yeah.
“I’m gonna kill whoever’s driving that tank...”
5348821
“Yeah. I’m gonna kill them... what the hell were they thinking?!”
5348822
U-Uh, it was the soldiers, yeah...go bust them...
5348824
You really gonna think he’s gonna fall for that?
5348824
“Oh come on! Who’s one nymph who drive a tank through a wall?!”
5348826
“Nope.”
5348826
5348828
Just playing along. But if you think about it, who preforms worse, the incompetent soldiers, or a nymph who doesn't know better?
5348830
Both...
5348831
Er...fair enough
5348831
5348832
“Yeah! And besides, they’re both thirteen! They should know this! Especially Zenex!”
5348834
Well uh, you better go get them. They’ve probably turned the maulwurf into roadkill by now!
5348834
Well, I mean, the guards still cause worse than that...
5348835
“Oh shite...” *Runs off*
5348837
“Probably. But I’m not sure Shining has to deal with tanks breaking down walls.”
5348839
Eh, for all we know, he probably does. Though...uh...is it just me or is that wyvern getting close to the-now crashed-tank...?
5348840
“Eh. Let’s be honest, if Zen has driven a tank, we shouldn’t assume he can’t—”
BOOM!
“...Use the cannon...”
5348841
Oh. Fair point. Uh...is the ground smoking...?
5348844
“Probably. I think I should get them outta that tank.”
5348840
What wyvern?
5348847
Yep. Especially since it's crashed and that could mean one of them is injured
5348848
(Eh, first predatory monster-thing I thought of)
5348849
“Yeah. I’ll go get them before they blow something up.”
5348852
Okay then
5348852
5348854
Lmao
5348857
Agreed
5348857
Alright