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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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  • 12 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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  • 26 weeks
    Someone has to say it...

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  • 30 weeks
    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

    Hey, y'all! As of today, I'm now a whopping thirty-three years old! I know that isn't really a big deal, but it's a good enough excuse to swing by here and explain where I've been.

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  • 40 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Sep
1st
2020

The August 2020 Patreon Polls are officially complete! · 5:47am Sep 1st, 2020

Every month, I hold two different story polls on my Official Patreon page: One is the story poll, in which any Patrons with a $10 tier or higher can submit a story prompt of their own choosing. The second is the Randomizer Poll, in which I randomly select three different things chosen by Patrons of my top two tiers for a random story. And since September has officially started, I'm very happy to announce the two winning fics that'll be written before October!

1. The August 2020 Patreon Commission Story Poll - After over a week of voting, and 218 total votes casted (holy crap!), the top story just barely got the win by a single vote! In fact, second place was actually tied by two different stories, which each received 41 total votes by the time the poll ended. But with 42 votes, the winning story for September is going to be:

Pumpkin Spice Delight - Cadance, Sombra, and Chrysalis all lace Shining's trendy drink with aphrodisiacs without knowing the others have too

Hooooo, boy! It seems like Shining's gonna be in for one heck of a seasonal bout of stimulation! I already have a good feeling about how well this story will go overall~

2. The Randomizer Poll - After compiling all of the entries from my $15 and $20 Patrons, I ended up with fifteen different options for each category! This is hands-down the largest number I've received in quite some time! And after compiling all the numbers in a random number generator, and results came out to this:

A centaur being tickled in public? Well... fuck it, I can make that work!

3. TheVClaw Discord Group is finally open for Patrons! If you want to better connect with me and my work, or just want to be part of a group of readers with similar tastes, then feel free to join my Patreon to get access to the page here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41097076

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