Short Hand: Dash Does Romance 1 · 3:15pm Aug 26th, 2020
Dash: "SHEPHERD!"
Shepherd: "BWAH! Dash?!"
Dash: "Why the heck aren't you paying more attention to me, huh?! I mean, you're my coltfriend!"
Shepherd: "I'm... Sorry?"
Dash: "You sure are! A sorry excuse for a coltfriend! My coltfriend needs to be attentive and awesome! I do so many awesome things to show off to you and you don't appreciate it! So if you're not going to appreciate me for how amazing I am, I'll go date somepony else!"
Shepherd: "... Okay?" Decides to turn and leave.
Dash: "!!!" Flies in front of him "I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU! Doesn't that break you up inside?!"
Shepherd: "We weren't even dating, you crazy pegasus!"
Dash: "Yes we were! You went to three Wonderbolts shows with me! So we're dating! So you're being a terrible coltfriend!"
Shepherd: "That makes... No sense..."
Dash: "I PAID FOR YOUR TICKETS!"
Entitled stalker RD works in a cutely tomboyish way, if alittle concerning.
Dash needs to stop getting her dating tips from Fluttershy's tsundere manga characters.
I showed you my rainboom. Please respond.
...Whaaaat?
Dash in a Ryoko cosplay. Someone draw it quick.
Ah the implication communication, as well as cultural gap?
Still funny.
"Is it a pegasus thing?"
"No, it's a Rainbow Dash thing."
Tsundere pegasus
Shepherd, Shepherd...never stick your dick in crazy.
Run far, run fast.