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MlpHero


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Aug
21st
2020

Fang Gang Shorts #55 · 7:42pm Aug 21st, 2020

Mantis walked into Dagger’s room. “Hey buddy! I bought that picture box you told me to bring.”

“Aww sweet! Now I have a use for those tapes!” Dagger chirped.

“What tapes?”

Dagger blushed. “Oh nothing...”

Mantis shrugged and set the box down, before leaning against a bookshelf. Then, a whole bunch of black boxes came piling on top of him.

“Oof!” Mantis grunted, popping his head out of the pile. “Oh, are these your tapes?”

“W-Well... th-they... uh... they...”

Mantis picked on up, adjusting his goggles. “Hm... Fleetfire...” Mantis gasped reading the last part of the title. “Dagger!”

Dagger blushed furiously.

“Dude! Why do you have these?! What if Zenex finds these?!”

“I’m lonely okay?!”

Mantis facehoofed. “You need to get a girlfriend...”

“Or a boyfriend.”

Mantis sighed and grabbed another tape. “I’m takin’ this one,” he said, leaving the room.

“Wait where are you going with that one?”

To pleasure myself!” he called out.

“Aw dude! What the fu—”

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Comments ( 34 )

Wait a second, how'd he get footage of Fleetfire?! Wonderbolt HQ is off-limits to anyone who doesn't have identification or the proper authority!

5340267
Like heck if I know. Actually, I don’t wanna know...

To pleasure himself? What’s he gonna do? Use it to masturbate?

5340269
Do we really want to know?

5340270
Which tape did Mantis take anyway?

5340272
Dunno. He just picked one up and walked off

5340268
Yeah...he probably got Rapidfire to let him in. All I know is I so had nothing to do with it and I don't want to know any of the details. Though...just curious, what was the ship in the tape Mantis took?

5340274
Already asked that.

5340274
Dunno. He picked up a random one and walked off

5340278
Yep. But as I said, I don’t think we should know.

5340280
Yep. He’s gone down that road

5340282
Yeah...probably for the best...though Mantis is right, Dag needs a romantic interest. Maybe they should try blind dates

5340285
Yeah. I'd suggest trying one of the Wonderbolts (given they're at least aware of who the Fangs-and by inclusion, Dagger-are) but they're already all paired up with each other...

5340287
Hm...let's see...mane 6 are off the table...Starlight or Trixie? Nah...hm...Sunburst?

5340293
Yeah, maybe not...uh...let's see...Fleetfoot's brother?

5340294
Ooh, possibly

5340296
Yeah...only...Dark Shooter's a Night Guard...you think that would make Dagger not want to date him?

5340297
More than likely

5340298
Ugh, of course it would...uh...Feather Bangs? Garble?

5340302
I’m sure he’ll find someone

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5340302
He did say he was bisexual.

5340306
I know, I just couldn't think of any girls

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