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Aug
21st
2020

Don’t Call Him an Orphan · 5:31pm Aug 21st, 2020

*Walking through the hallways*

“Hey! You!”

“Um... yeah?”

“Ain’t you that orphan changeling?”

*Chuckles sheepishly* “Heheh... ‘orphan‘ is a strong word...”

“Ha! I knew it! You’re an orphan! How’s it feel not having any parents?”

“Dude...”

“Orphan! Orphan! OrphanOrphanOrpan Orpan!”

~~~

*Blinking* “Y-You mind explaining?”

“Well Thorax... he call me an orphan.”

“Don’t you think that was a bit much?”

“Hm... nope!”

*Groaning and laying on an infirmary bed with a stick sticking out of his rear* “Ughh...”

Comments ( 17 )

What kind of insult is “Orphan” anyway?

Heh, I completely agree. Make the idiots pay for crossing you!

5340171
I mean, I have no parents

5340174
Yep! Don't worry, there are plenty of good people to make up for the stupid jerks

5340176
I guess that’s true

5340177
Heh, yep. And you have good friends who will help beat the pulp out of anyone who crosses you

5340179
Heh, also true

5340173
Him bullying you for having no parents? What’s his deal?

5340191
What about an Orpan?

5340194
Seriously, he said that the last two times.

5340196
Well, it would make since. Saying ‘orphan’ really fast is hard

5340210
Well, what good people lack in numbers they make up for with quality and perseverance

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