TTISI: Writing PPA (Not-Dead edition!) · 7:39pm Aug 17th, 2020
God, I love how I referent someone coughing and people are just softly saying “Don’t...” *laughs* Like, c’mon guys, I wouldn’t have the apocalypse as the final arc, I can do better.
BeeP
Alright, *turns to my last three brain cells* What should we do for ideas?
Brain cell #3: Let’s play Russian roulette! *shoots self*
Me:... Okay, what else?
NeeP
I’m late by three months. How mad would people be if I straight up make a joke chapter?.... Fuck that.
BeeP
*is writing*
Cat: *comes out of fucking nowhere and steps on my shoulder*
Me: AH!!!... Where the hell did you come from!?
Cat: meow
BeeP
How many people would understand a “That 70’s Show” reference? I mean, surely at least someone’s seen the Canoo scene.... Then again, I don’t want it to fall flatter than EA’s Anthem
BeeP
I wonder what kind of vines people would use to describe PPA.
BeeP
*talking to Linkvsgaming as I write* Alright, what did you need help on?
Link: I wanted to know what Toffee is.
Me: Oh, okay.
An hour later
Me: And that’s what the Geneva Convention is.
Link:... What- Why did we go from Toffee to breaking the Geneva Convention?
Me: Because why not?
BeeP
Why does autocorrect do this shit? How is- why would you correct that? Nothing was wrong with that! For the love of- fuck off!
BeeP
It’s almost two in the morning, why am I doing this? I can do it in the afternoon... after I write a couple more paragraphs...
BeeP
After this, I think I’ll work on that PMD story I was hyped about. I almost have the first chapter of it done, and it should only take like three or four chapters. Hopefully people like it... once I finish a chapter...
BeeP
*listening to someone play a horror game*... *game’s jumpscare*
Me: ShOoKeTh I aM!!
BeeP
Uuuh, let’s have Twilight.... laaaterrrrrr? Maaaybeeee? Maybe nooooot? Fuckin’.... Dammit.
BeeP
I wonder if I can get away with a Rick and Morty reference?
Hey, here's a fun little fact about the Geneva Convention.
Did you know Article 33 in the fourth Convention says "no protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed."
So if you've ever had a teacher punish the whole class for the actions of one troublemaker, surprise!
Your teacher is a war criminal.
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Can't be a war criminal without a war. The teacher can punish the class for the actions of one, but the general can't do the same.