Where headcanon becomes absurd and canon absurder
Zenex walked up to Hive, who’d been sitting on his bed. “Hey Hivey?”
Hive turned around. “Yeah?”
“Can I ask you something?”
“Sure, what is it?” Hive asked, setting his book down.
Zen trotted over and sat down beside him. “I heard this from the nymphs at the Academy, but... who is ‘Meat’ and why do they wanna beat him?”
Hive’s eyes widened and a blush formed on his face. “...”
“What?”
“N-Nothin’ Zen...”
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Oh geez...maybe Hive should take Zenny to Ponyville to play with the CMC instead...
Was that an innuendo?
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“Yeah... probably for the best...”
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Eh. Pretty much I guess
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Yeah...I doubt Thorax would be too pleased if he learned nymphs were discussing...*ahem* that...
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“Nope...”
“What does it mean?”
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N-Nothing Zenny! Oh my Luna he's so innocent and pure...I can't let him be corrupted!
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“Yeah Zen... come on, I’ll buy you ice cream.”
*Gasp* “Yay!”
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D'aww, so sweet
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“Whatever....”
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Come on Hive, it's cute. Doesn't Zenny sometimes call you...Papa Hivey?
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*Grumbles*
“Yeah! C’mon Papa Hivey!”
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Awww! I think I'm gonna die from over-cuteness!
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“Whatever... come on Zen...”
“Okay! Bye Melody!”
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And Hive’s gonna die from embarrassment...
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I mean, you’re not wrong...
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Bye Zenny!
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True...
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Doesn’t anyone respect his decision on not wanting to be called cute?
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Well, yeah...but I wasn't calling him cute. I was saying that his interactions with Zenny are cute.
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Well, other than Zen when they’re in public, no, not really.