Lil Glow - Golly Gang (EXPLICIT language) · 10:07pm Aug 3rd, 2020
This is a rap parody for entertainment purposes. Ten-year-old fillies should not say cuss words. They also shouldn’t take over Equestria. Both things are pretty bad.
Golly Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Glow, yeah, Golly Gang, ooh
Golly gang, Golly gang, Golly gang, Golly gang
Golly gang, Golly gang, Golly gang (Golly gang!)
Spent ten months in a huge cage
My friend love my cute face, ooh
I made a friend, I forgot her name
Manipulate them till they sing,
“Empress of Friendship, Cozy.”
My fake tears cost more than your rent, ooh
My mama still cryin’ that I went, yeah
Still slumming it with my friends, huh
Me and Chryssy and Tirek, ooh
We three the best of buddies
Frozen in stone for eternity
Blew up the Castle, cost hella Gs
Fuck the Princess, she’s a pre-vert.
Bitch, your horn smell like Flash’s ass.
I wonder if she asked, “Wanna be friends?”
They took my horn, made me a pegasus.
Now Cozy Glow’s a monument.
Everypony look up, "hail Cozy!"
Thank goodness I’m still pretty.
Bird shit on my head, not washed yet.
Twilight look at me, make her pussy wet.
[repeat chorus and verse as many times as desired]
Note: I've never written a parody song before, so please be gentle. I will admit the beat of Gucci Gang is pretty easy to work with.
This is a first draft that I whipped up in a hour. (EDIT: Changed a few lines to improve the flow.) Please DM me if you have lyric suggestions, or if you would like to cover this.
Ah yeah.
You need more Golly Gangs. Much more.
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For the sake of brevity, I just changed the lyrics for one instance of the chorus, and for each unique verse.
An actual cover of the song would have
20% cooler400% more Golly Gangs.