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Jul
27th
2020

Fang Gang Shorts #36 · 12:04am Jul 27th, 2020

Pharynx walked around, grumbling to himself.

The Fangs looked over. “What’s wrong Phar?” Kydra asked.

He shrugged. “I dunno... just work up in the wrong side of the bed.”

“I know what you need,” Zenex said, an excited expression on his face. “Snuggle Fangs!”

Pharynx’s eyes widened. “WaitnoIdon’tneeda—”

Crash!

The Fang Gang had piled up on top of Pharynx. He grunted. “G-Guys! Get off of me! I don’t need one of your stupid 'Snuggle Fangs'!”

“Maybe this’ll change your mind,” Dagger said.

The Fangs began nuzzling, cuddling, and sharing love with each other in a circle. Pharynx kept squirming. “Guys! I don’t need... need...” he yawned.

“Heh, you like this don’t you?” Hive asked.

Pharynx rolled his eyes. “W-Whatever...”

“So you do like it,” Kydra said.

“Well... I can’t say I don’t not like it...”

“Heh, so you do!” Zen said.

“Whatever,” he said, yawning.

The others chuckled and they eventually fell asleep together.

Comments ( 17 )

Oh boy, imagine if Venom were there

D'aww, if that isn't the cutest thing ever I dunno what is

5322893
Yep. It's adorable

5322892
He’d probably either be pissed or he’d vomit.

Mostly the latter option.

5322899
“You changelings are disgusting, ya know that?”

5322901
“Makes you that?”

It's almost 3 am in the morning in europe but I still read your blog.
Like, Jesus Christ. I mean, I get that we are bros, but I didn't know that Im addicted to your blogs.

5322918
Heh. Maybe I just have that effect?

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5322904
Just be glad they didn’t go all “tickle bugs” on you, Pharynx. :trollestia:

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