Where headcanon becomes absurd and canon absurder
This is a list of ongoing or planned projects
Firstly, I have a new saga that’s not MLP!
Introducing
This is a new fic series based on a Pokémon AU I’ve had for some time now, but it’s out now on Ao3! Two chapters so far, but many more to come!
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Already? Surprisingly, yes
Lads, lasses, and those in between or out, I welcome you to the official
This is long past due, and I hope you’ll enjoy my recreating of the story that started my writing journey.
You can thank Minenwerfer for this one
I have like three chapters ready to release but I'm waiting on me to get the cover art done.
Unfortunately, me is very not intellimegent
“Are you sure this is a good idea?“
“No. But, I wanna drag you down with me.”
“Whatever, Dag.”
“Shh! Shh! Here he comes.”
“Hey guys! I’m ba—”
“Boo!”
Aww, poor Zenny
Ooh, Zenny’s gonna be pissed.
5308933Hey, they dragged me down with them!
*While being beaten by Hive* “I’m sorry!”
5308935Zenny and Hive.
5308936Well, I feel bad for you too, of course. Though Hive beating everyone for scaring him is a perfect example of his brotherly treatment of Zenny.
53089375308940*Zenny crying noises*
5308940“That’s right!”
*Now limping* “Touché...” *Flops over*
...Medic.
5308942Aww, poor Zenny...that wasn't funny Dagger
5308942Uh... Sorry about that...
5308944Huh...well, at least they got what they deserved. Now that that's happened, we can call Stinger to help Mantis.
5308950Uh... *Looks over to Hive beating Dagger* Maybe after Dagger gets beat.
“Come on man, I’m dying here!”
5308947Is that all?
5308951Yeah, you're right. After Dagger. It really wasn't funny, Dag.
5308953I uh... Will impale myself on sword in your honor...
5308954“Yeah, I think that was apparent when Hive started beating the sh—”
“Outta me...”
5308957Yep.
5308955Uhhhh...
5308960...Okay... uh... can I hug him?
5308958Still, poor Zenny. And poor Hero for being forced to go along with it.
5308966“Come on! I’m still dying here!”
“Yeah! Why isn’t Hive beating you?”
Uh... Because it wasn’t my idea to scare a poor innocent nymph.
“That is... an extremely good point.”
5308963Well, it’s mostly Mantis and Dag who have to apologize.
Why’d they even do this anyway?
5308969I think you mean Mantis. And second of all, it’s Dagger.
5308970(Let me fix that.)
5308971Heh. But as I said, it’s Dagger
5308968Yeah! Also, should someone check on Zenny while Hive's beating the c*** outta them?
5308974I know it was a nickname.
5308976I think Hive has him.
*Holding Zenex* “There, there. It’s alright.”
5308978No, I mean. It’s Dagger. Like, he’s kinda ling that would do that.
5308983Aww, that's sweet. Wait, if he's holding Zenny how is he beating Dagger and Mantis at the same time?
5308987Oh, Sting carried them off
5308986*sigh* I’m an idiot.
5308990Ah. Okay, so they're taken care of and Zenny's being comforted. Good.
5308991Heheh... It’s alright.
5308992Yeah. I should probably leave Hive and Zen alone for a while
5308994Keep telling yourself that
5308998Oh. Should I just... Go?
5308995Probably. You want me to Ether-walk us to Ponyville for ice cream?
5309000Nah, don’t worry.
5309001No, it’s alright. I’ll just stay over here and let them work it out.
5309003Uh, okay then
5309005Alright then. Their brotherly love is sweet, isn't it?
5309009Yep. It sure is
5309010Yeah
Aww, poor Zenny
Ooh, Zenny’s gonna be pissed.
5308933
Hey, they dragged me down with them!
*While being beaten by Hive* “I’m sorry!”
5308935
Zenny and Hive.
5308936
Well, I feel bad for you too, of course. Though Hive beating everyone for scaring him is a perfect example of his brotherly treatment of Zenny.
5308937
5308940
*Zenny crying noises*
5308940
“That’s right!”
*Now limping* “Touché...” *Flops over*
...Medic.
5308942
Aww, poor Zenny...that wasn't funny Dagger
5308942
Uh... Sorry about that...
5308944
Huh...well, at least they got what they deserved. Now that that's happened, we can call Stinger to help Mantis.
5308950
Uh... *Looks over to Hive beating Dagger* Maybe after Dagger gets beat.
“Come on man, I’m dying here!”
5308947
Is that all?
5308951
Yeah, you're right. After Dagger. It really wasn't funny, Dag.
5308953
I uh... Will impale myself on sword in your honor...
5308954
“Yeah, I think that was apparent when Hive started beating the sh—”
“Outta me...”
5308957
Yep.
5308955
Uhhhh...
5308960
...Okay... uh... can I hug him?
5308958
Still, poor Zenny. And poor Hero for being forced to go along with it.
5308966
“Come on! I’m still dying here!”
“Yeah! Why isn’t Hive beating you?”
Uh... Because it wasn’t my idea to scare a poor innocent nymph.
“That is... an extremely good point.”
5308963
Well, it’s mostly Mantis and Dag who have to apologize.
Why’d they even do this anyway?
5308969
I think you mean Mantis. And second of all, it’s Dagger.
5308970
(Let me fix that.)
5308971
Heh. But as I said, it’s Dagger
5308968
Yeah! Also, should someone check on Zenny while Hive's beating the c*** outta them?
5308974
I know it was a nickname.
5308976
I think Hive has him.
*Holding Zenex* “There, there. It’s alright.”
5308978
No, I mean. It’s Dagger. Like, he’s kinda ling that would do that.
5308983
Aww, that's sweet. Wait, if he's holding Zenny how is he beating Dagger and Mantis at the same time?
5308987
Oh, Sting carried them off
5308986
*sigh* I’m an idiot.
5308990
Ah. Okay, so they're taken care of and Zenny's being comforted. Good.
5308991
Heheh... It’s alright.
5308992
Yeah. I should probably leave Hive and Zen alone for a while
5308994
Keep telling yourself that
5308998
Oh. Should I just... Go?
5308995
Probably. You want me to Ether-walk us to Ponyville for ice cream?
5309000
Nah, don’t worry.
5309001
No, it’s alright. I’ll just stay over here and let them work it out.
5309003
Uh, okay then
5309005
Alright then. Their brotherly love is sweet, isn't it?
5309009
Yep. It sure is
5309010
Yeah