We accidentally hit a deer driving.

It’s butt.
The broken headlight had poop in it.
We literally knocked the shit of this deer.

Comments

[badninja]

I almost half to ask did they let you keep it? In some states if the deer is pretty much whole they will give you the remains and you can take them to a butcher shop and process it.

[SCP Pinkamena]

At least you could still drive the car

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

After fifty-plus years of driving, the only accident my mother's been in was hitting a deer. Are you all right?

[Pickleless]

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It snuck away when our backs were turned.
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We’re fine~

[Captawesome]

Now write a story about it

[Jinzou]

No jokes how the fuck does that even happen

[Fiddlebottoms]

(*￣m￣) Rude!

[ZanyZapper]

5309018
Hitting a deer in general? They're really stupid animals, at least when it comes to cars. I live in a wooded area and they'll often be foraging right next to the road, and you'd be surprised how hard they can be to see with just a bit of trees and brush around. Cars tend to spook them, but they'll kind of freeze up at first, then bolt at the last second right in front of the car. If I see one, I slow down as much as I can until it either makes a move or I'm past it. But especially at night they can be really hard to see. It's also pretty common for there to be two or more together, so if one runs across in front of you, there's a good chance more will be following it.

[Jinzou]

5309194
Nah I know about hitting deer, I mean how does hitting a deer get shit on your headlights

[ZanyZapper]

5309205
Gotcha, sorry. Thought maybe you were from an area where they're uncommon. Dang things are like giant rats around here!